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Fornicator
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« on: November 26, 2009, 02:10:13 pm »
Five foot seven, long, straight black hair to waist, probably 36C, slim waist, good hips, ample ass, cute face though a little over made-up, 25-ish.

Yea or Nay?
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Itsy Bitsy
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« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2009, 02:25:28 pm »
Are you trying to pimp out your mom again?
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« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2009, 02:25:57 pm »
Yes, my mom is 25 and very hot.
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« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 02:27:43 pm »
you treat all women as if they are here to please men.
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« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2009, 02:28:16 pm »
Quote from: GuardianFlash on November 26, 2009, 02:27:43 pm
you treat all women as if they are here to please men.

Just the straight/bi ones.
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« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2009, 02:46:34 pm »
Well it must suck for you when all your 12 year old buddies hit on your mom... you know, since they don't have the kind of cash to pay for it.
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« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2009, 02:51:21 pm »
Quote from: Itsy Bitsy on November 26, 2009, 02:46:34 pm
Well it must suck for you when all your 12 year old buddies hit on your mom... you know, since they don't have the kind of cash to pay for it.

Being poor does suck. You know, like when your mom makes you shake your ass in front of 7-11 for her Virginia Slims.
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« Reply #7 on: November 26, 2009, 02:53:09 pm »
lets go!!
i have been missing something here
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« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2009, 03:27:28 pm »
I have the utmost respect fo your mother. She does afterall do all her own ass shakin for quarters. Props for that. Say, I wonder how much she made the night you were concieved...
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« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2009, 03:35:54 pm »
Quote from: GuardianFlash on November 26, 2009, 02:27:43 pm
you treat all women as if they are here to please men.

duuuuuuu yes what do you think there here for
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« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 03:36:10 pm »
Quote from: Itsy Bitsy on November 26, 2009, 03:27:28 pm
I have the utmost respect fo your mother. She does afterall do all her own ass shakin for quarters. Props for that. Say, I wonder how much she made the night you were concieved...

No doubt more than the bag of weed your mom traded you for.
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« Reply #11 on: November 26, 2009, 03:37:15 pm »
gee now i want a beer, joint and a nice 25 year old womans ass in my face
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2009, 03:37:57 pm »
Quote from: DDD on November 26, 2009, 03:37:15 pm
gee now i want a beer, joint and a nice 25 year old womans ass in my face

Yeah....
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« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2009, 03:48:06 pm »
Quote from: DDD on November 26, 2009, 03:37:15 pm
gee now i want a beer, joint and a nice 25 year old womans ass in my face

most straight men would have asked for pussy, not ass....
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« Reply #14 on: November 26, 2009, 03:49:12 pm »
Quote from: Fornicator on November 26, 2009, 03:36:10 pm
No doubt more than the bag of weed your mom traded you for.

Yeah my mom's quite the pot head. Better that than the crack whore your mom turned out to be.
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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2009, 03:49:31 pm »
i would just say, "hey doll I would mind some of that"
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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2009, 04:00:36 pm »
Quote from: Itsy Bitsy on November 26, 2009, 03:49:12 pm
Yeah my mom's quite the pot head. Better that than the crack whore your mom turned out to be.

At least she clothed and fed me on her own and gave me more than another abusive stepdad and a 2-dollar Keno ticket for Christmas.
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« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2009, 04:06:35 pm »
I supposed you don't consider your stepdad abusive because you wanted it.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #18 on: November 26, 2009, 04:48:22 pm »
Quote from: Itsy Bitsy on November 26, 2009, 04:06:35 pm
I supposed you don't consider your stepdad abusive because you wanted it.

Better than your wanting it and your pedophile stepdad saying, "No way, I'm not touching anything that ugly."
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« Reply #19 on: November 26, 2009, 04:51:06 pm »
my gawd you two are terrible
but funny
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Itsy Bitsy
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« Reply #20 on: November 26, 2009, 04:53:11 pm »
Yeah when I asked him to have a 3 some he wasn't expecting somone as ugly as yourself to be the third party.
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« Reply #21 on: November 26, 2009, 04:56:06 pm »
Quote from: Itsy Bitsy on November 26, 2009, 04:53:11 pm
Yeah when I asked him to have a 3 some he wasn't expecting somone as ugly as yourself to be the third party.

Then why did he ask for a photo of me to stick on the back of your head while he pounded your ass?
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Itsy Bitsy
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« Reply #22 on: November 26, 2009, 04:59:17 pm »
Because he has a preference for DD's which you satisfy.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #23 on: November 26, 2009, 05:02:41 pm »
Don't think so--the fat hanging off your shoulder blades more than covers that.
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Itsy Bitsy
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« Reply #24 on: November 26, 2009, 05:05:53 pm »
Looks like you got me and your step dad mixed up again. I'll give you a hint. He's the only one who's cock is big enough to bring you to orgasm.
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