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« on: June 09, 2009, 02:41:52 pm »

Left work early and took the new car for a spin.

It was awesome out so I picked up some beer and went down to Kits Beach and put out a blanket, took my shirt off and sat there in the glorious sun drinking my beer and looking at the women.

Before long, this woman approached and asked if she could share my blanket. She had these great natural tits and a firm but meaty ass under a tiny red bikini so I had to say yes.

She told me she was from Trinidad or some such and I then detected an accent as she spoke though most of my attention was directed to watching her lips move and wondering what magic she could work with them.

She asked me, "What do you do?"

"Women," I replied.

I think she liked that. She laughed loud, maybe a little too loud but it was a good laugh. She had some spirit, this one.

I took out the cocoa butter and she said she liked that and could I put some on her back. I told her I would be happy to deposit some cocoa butter on her back.

She unhooked her top and laid on her front. I got behind her and started rubbing it into her. The cocoa butter and my manhood.

I pulled my speedo aside and her thong aside and with the help of some cocoa butter slipped it in deep and found god, again.

The sound ofthe ice cream truck cramped my style as I saw some little kids and their daycare worker running up the beach. I finished, pulled out but had nothing on which to wipe.

I put the speedo back into position and she adjusted her thong and we waved as the crowd passed on their way to buy an ice cream cone.

It was then I noticed an uncomforatbel sensation in my speedo. Some sand had stuck to the cocoa butter and was rubbing me raw. It was much like back in the 1980s when chicks had all that pubic hair that acted something like steel wool on silk.

She was looking uncomfortable too. Seems I'd deposited more than my seed inside of her and the sand was turning her diaphragm into Swiss cheese.

We walked like stick people down to the water and cleaned each other.

I lit a Benson and Hedges and said, "See ya around babe" and she said "Yeah, maybe."
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NSgirl
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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2009, 02:42:47 pm »

Oh christ look what the cat dragged in! Grin
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DDD
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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2009, 02:47:03 pm »

Loved it........................bout time you showed up..........
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2009, 02:50:23 pm »

cocoa butter and sand, oh ya just what ever girl wants crammed into by some total stranger on the beach.
don't quit your day job!  LOL
You can do better then that forny come on your sliding in your old age.
next story.....
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2009, 02:51:49 pm »

Fornicator rules  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2009, 02:55:53 pm »

lol
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DDD
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2009, 02:56:12 pm »

cocoa butter and sand, oh ya just what ever girl wants crammed into by some total stranger on the beach.
don't quit your day job!  LOL
You can do better then that forny come on your sliding in your old age.
next story.....

Hey that was a great story....................keep it up.............
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« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2009, 03:08:27 pm »

nice made up story, keep it up like RDL does.
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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2009, 03:09:02 pm »

Benefits of Cocoa Butter

-Softens and protects dry, chapped skin
-Treats skin irritations
-Helps erase wrinkles on neck, around eyes and mouth
-Aids to minimize stretch marks from pregnancy

The most desirable quality of cocoa butter is it contains natural antioxidants. Cocoa butter has the ability to reduce or diminish the appearance of scars. It is naturally rich in Vitamin E as well as a number of other vitamins and minerals. Vitamin E helps to soothe, hydrate, and balance the skin and also provides the skin collagen which assists with wrinkles and other signs of ageing. Research indicates that massaging the skin with Cocoa Butter may help relieve stress, boost the immune system, and even prevent cancer.
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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2009, 04:26:23 pm »

I still wouldn't want to use it in certain areas!
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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2009, 09:43:44 pm »

It was interesting to read.

I like the idea of being on the beach at dusk instead and no kids coming. Hah! No sand for me too, please, thank you. Ha ha.
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GuardianFlash
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« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2009, 09:44:55 pm »

Asia you got laid too?
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2009, 09:47:01 pm »

Ha ha! No. Hi, GuardianFlash! But to me the perfect condition would be dusk. Ha ha!
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 06:43:04 am »

no fawning here,hence "look what the cat dragged in"
forny is just a fairy tale writer for men.
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 08:03:06 am »

See ya around!??!? This story could have had a much better ending... Although I sense a little more truth in this story than most... I believe this Minute-man-forny over the hour long sessions. Still my favorite fornicator story is the manequine in the change room at bootleggers.
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 08:58:17 am »

See ya around!??!? This story could have had a much better ending... Although I sense a little more truth in this story than most... I believe this Minute-man-forny over the hour long sessions. Still my favorite fornicator story is the manequine in the change room at bootleggers.

that one rings a bell..refresh my memory about that one?
didn't we all make up sequels to that one? LOL
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« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 09:15:32 am »

that one rings a bell..refresh my memory about that one?
didn't we all make up sequels to that one? LOL

I do not remmember this one.....anyone still have it to post again?
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 09:22:14 am »

I don't remember it but you can try for find it:
http://discoveralltheworld.com/index.php/board,1.1080/sort,starter.html
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« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2009, 09:54:44 am »

It was the one after the melon incident at safeway. When forny got down and dirty in the melon section and got kicked out.

Ok the bootlegger story goes like this...

Since we all know forny likes them real young he was stalking at his local bootleggers (since I don't think I've seen any adult women shopping there I can only assume he was following one of those 17 year old high school girls he often tries to pick up) And I think he got shot down by the highschool girl so he took the mannequin into the change room and masturbated with it till he got off. I know not as exciting as he tells them but that's basically what I got from his story.
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« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2009, 09:56:38 am »

Keep in mind that I haven't been to a bootleggers in 10 years so I actually don't know if adult women shop there. I don't know why they would though.
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« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2009, 10:17:32 am »

Forny, that's disgusting you wear speedos Lips sealed
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« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2009, 11:11:22 am »

Forny, that's disgusting you wear speedos Lips sealed

I missed that! LOL thats funny
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2009, 11:14:30 am »

Look at what the cat brought in Forny, Asia & Cutie! Wow
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« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2009, 11:42:58 am »

Look at what the cat brought in Forny, Asia & Cutie! Wow

Better wash the cat now  Shocked
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« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2009, 04:43:20 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg
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a typical looking pussy after Forny is finished with it!
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