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Ace
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« on: July 31, 2007, 08:50:33 pm »
On the lighter side...
I'll start, with a few quotes from Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh...


"Where did you get that hat?"
   To his wife, the Queen, immediately after her coronation.

"If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it."
   Said at a World Wildlife Fund meeting.

"Aren't most of you descended from pirates?"
   Said to an islander in the Cayman Islands.

"How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?"
   Said to a driving instructor in Scotland.

"You managed not to get eaten, then?"
   Said to a student who had been trekking in Papua New Guinea.

"You look like you're ready for bed!"
   Said to the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional robes.

"Brazilians live there"
   Prince Philip on the "key problem" facing Brazil.
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John Galt
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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2007, 08:52:53 pm »
Funny, Ace. I guess Charles is a little stuck for words at times.
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Ace
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« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 08:55:36 pm »
Some people just have the 'knack'...
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« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 08:56:47 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by John Galt

Funny, Ace. I guess Charles is a little stuck for words at times.


Well Prince Charles garbles a bit but I think you mean Prince Philip.
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John Galt
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 08:59:42 pm »
oops, Right...Phillipe is the one. Did you see The Queen"? I have watched it four times and could watch it again. What great acting.
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John Galt
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 09:00:16 pm »
Philip?
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John Galt
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 09:01:05 pm »
Sorry, Ace, I am destroying your thread.

 OK funny quotes:
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Ace
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 09:05:10 pm »
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Originally posted by John Galt

Sorry, Ace, I am destroying your thread.

 OK funny quotes:


No apologies necessary...  My threads are public domain.
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yorkcountykid
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 09:07:45 pm »
well, regarding diversity i personally heard prince charles say, 'intolerance will not be tolerated.' it was a written speech too
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John Galt
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« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2007, 09:42:11 pm »
"You cant fight in here, this is the War Room" President Mumphry in Dr Stangelove.
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2007, 09:46:52 pm »
lol, a good one.
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