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Fornicator
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« on: December 19, 2008, 09:15:25 am »
My flask is full of good whisky, I have a new suit for the office Christmas party and I'm going to be well and truly blotto and have multiple sexual encounters.

I'm also leaving work around noon to facilitate the drinking and fornicating processes.

What else could a man ask for?

Were I a religious man, I just might be able to squeeze out a little tear of gratitude for baby Jesus....
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cartman
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« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 09:31:55 am »
what do you do as a day job forny?
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Fornicator
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« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 09:36:33 am »
Generally speaking, I work in the venture capital industry.

I've never had the guts to resign and do porn full time.
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cartman
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 09:49:41 am »
LOL forny..
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Fornicator
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 11:14:12 am »
There is some serious flirting going on at work today since this is our last day until the new year and tonight is the Christmas party.

Everybody seems half drunk already and horny as all hell.

We should just close up now and take everybody to the pub and get right pissed.
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DDD
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 11:19:16 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

There is some serious flirting going on at work today since this is our last day until the new year and tonight is the Christmas party.

Everybody seems half drunk already and horny as all hell.

We should just close up now and take everybody to the pub and get right pissed.


So have you picked out your next one to bang [Wink]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 12:04:21 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by DDD

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

There is some serious flirting going on at work today since this is our last day until the new year and tonight is the Christmas party.

Everybody seems half drunk already and horny as all hell.

We should just close up now and take everybody to the pub and get right pissed.


So have you picked out your next one to bang [Wink]


Yeah, but she kind of picked me when she drunkenly sat on my desk and was very slow in crossing her legs....
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DDD
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 12:43:26 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by DDD

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

There is some serious flirting going on at work today since this is our last day until the new year and tonight is the Christmas party.

Everybody seems half drunk already and horny as all hell.

We should just close up now and take everybody to the pub and get right pissed.


So have you picked out your next one to bang [Wink]


Yeah, but she kind of picked me when she drunkenly sat on my desk and was very slow in crossing her legs....


Shaved [:p] [^] or un-shaved [V]
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RDL
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2008, 10:41:56 am »
quote:
Originally posted by DDD

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by DDD

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

There is some serious flirting going on at work today since this is our last day until the new year and tonight is the Christmas party.

Everybody seems half drunk already and horny as all hell.

We should just close up now and take everybody to the pub and get right pissed.


So have you picked out your next one to bang [Wink]


Yeah, but she kind of picked me when she drunkenly sat on my desk and was very slow in crossing her legs....


Shaved [:p] [^] or un-shaved [V]


probably unshaved [Wink]
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DDD
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2008, 04:55:42 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by RDL

quote:
Originally posted by DDD

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by DDD

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

There is some serious flirting going on at work today since this is our last day until the new year and tonight is the Christmas party.

Everybody seems half drunk already and horny as all hell.

We should just close up now and take everybody to the pub and get right pissed.


So have you picked out your next one to bang [Wink]


Yeah, but she kind of picked me when she drunkenly sat on my desk and was very slow in crossing her legs....


Shaved [:p] [^] or un-shaved [V]


probably unshaved [Wink]


well it looks like he did not understand the question
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