I'm very sorry to have to inform you...

[ANGST all odds]

That you shi t your pants.
Yes. I know. I know.
You're disappointed, disgouraged - DEVASTATED even.
But we have to get through this. We just have to have the courage to
move on from the fact that you loaded up your underwear & laid a huge
fudge dragon in your pants. Thats in the past.  Now, we have to work toward
a brighter future, a future FREE of mud monkeys & chocolate dobermans.
A future, where together we...