will human males become obsolete

[Asia]

quote:Originally posted by COUNT BLOKEULA

only me and women no other men[]

That is not possible, Count, as you will not last. [laughing] As exciting as it sounds, we will all drain you.

[Asia]

I will miss him so much. The very sight of him, the smell of him, the music that is his voice, how he walks into the room with that walk that only he walks. I'll miss studying his looks, how great he looks, from those handsome black socks mostly buried in those handsome black leather shoes, but I can see the shape of his ankles beneath those socks. I'll miss studying his handsome suit, how the pants fall so tailored from his waist down to the floor, and that exquisite belt he wears, leather, shiny buckle. I'll miss admiring his handsome perfect fitting jacket over that gorgeous shirt and elegant tie. I'll miss his lavender scent. I'll miss admiring those handsome cuff links, that sleek watch. Then there's his face, his hair, beautiful shiny hair, nice eyebrows, captivating eyes, nice facial skin, prominent cheekbones, stubble! or handsome beard or stunning moustache, fabulous mouth, striking jaw line. I will miss men if they become obsolete!

[Fornicator]

quote:Originally posted by sid

A collection of  artificial female body parts... great idea, maybe good for vending machines in Japan. Did you know that most adult females come complete with these parts as genuine original equipment?

Hear the one about the two sailors who were on shore leave?

They went into a sex shop and decided they'd buy a couple of pocket pussies to take to sea with them and after a couple months on the wide open ocean with no women in sight they'd break them out and rent them to the other sailors for major profit.

So according to the plan, a couple months into the voyage they decide to break them out and see how much money they can make. One sailor says "you take the stern and I'll take the bow and we'll work our way to the middle of the ship and see how much money we made."

So they go out and peddle that pocket pussy and when they finally meet up the one sailor says, "man I did awesome, I made like ten grand, how about you?"

And the other sailor, looking sad, says, "not so good--the first guy I met was a Frenchman and he ate it...."

[Asia]

Okay...hm...isn't it made of rubber? Then again, they eat most everything. [laughing] Omnivorous bunch! Funny, forny.

[NSgirl]

quote:Originally posted by RDL

I pee standing up... sometimes I even pee in the shower.

It figures!!! Who cleans your bathroom.. let me guess...Mommy ..right?[xx(]

[Fornicator]

quote:Originally posted by NSgirl

quote:Originally posted by RDL

I pee standing up... sometimes I even pee in the shower.

It figures!!! Who cleans your bathroom.. let me guess...Mommy ..right?[xx(]

You've never peed in a shower, NSgirl?

[DDD]

She just likes giving golden showers

[RDL]

she also likes giving Cleavland steamers.

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

DRAIN ME AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
ID LIKE TO SEE YOUSE TRY EXCEPT YOU MANDY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU RAHHHEDY ARSE HAS BEEN

[Asia]

quote:Originally posted by COUNT BLOKEULA

DRAIN ME AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
ID LIKE TO SEE YOUSE TRY EXCEPT YOU MANDY I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU RAHHHEDY ARSE HAS BEEN

Think about it, if you're the only man left and you have to take care of all of us women, you won't last. [laughing] But you'll expire with a smile on your face, hopefully. [laughing]

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

I CAN HANDLETHE WHOLE LOT
FIRST AS EMPEROR OF THE NEW WORLD ILL ROUND UP ALL THE UGLY WOMEN ON ONE SIDE OF THE EARTH AND ALL THE HOT ONES ON THE OTHER SIDE(WHICH ILLL BE LIVING ON)

[Asia]

Then I am very impressed with your super powers, sire. I'd like the emperor to send me off to the lushest garden in the land where I may tend to it as the most high of all the garden nymphs.

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

DONE
NOW WHERES MY CROWN AND CAPE

[Asia]

The priestesses will be bringing them to you, sire. They were blessed first. [laughing] You're too funny, Count. I thought you'd be saying something like, "I LOVE TO COUNT! A-ONE, A-TWO, A-THREE, HA HA HA HA HA! I thought you were like The Count from Sesame Street. [laughing]

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

NOWAY WHADDAYA THINK IM A SERIOUS RESECTABLE VAMPIRE HERE[]

[Asia]

quote:Originally posted by COUNT BLOKEULA

NOWAY WHADDAYA THINK IM A SERIOUS RESECTABLE VAMPIRE HERE[]

[] Very funny indeed, and I'm sure you've already bitten many. [laughing] Please don't bite me, spare me!

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

OH COME ON SPLASH SOME STEAK SAUCE ON YOUR NECK FOR FLAVOR AND YOU WONT FEEL A THING!

[Asia]

Huh? Oh no, please no. Not me. I'm not a steak! No. You want them young and I'm not that. Plus, I prefer nibbles over bites. [laughing]

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

STARE INTO MY EYES AND LET ME HIPNOTIZE YOU
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH[}:)]

[Asia]

Please don't...I don't like mind control...and you're the emperor. Your wizard should be doing the hypnotizing for you. [laughing] Bye bye for now Count! Hope the wizard finds you some maidens with fresh young blood. Grrrrrrrr.

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

LOL SEE YA