will human males become obsolete

[friday]

if sharks and other animals can give birth without male genetics, how long before human females evolve.

DNA test proves it -- baby shark has no father

Scientists have confirmed the second case of a "virgin birth" in a shark.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/10/10/shark.virgin.birth.ap/index.html

[NSgirl]

gives a whole new meaning to the term  "go f*** yourself"

[lolcat]

no, i'll still need my man to cook & clean for me. [8D][]

[Asia]

I certainly hope not!

[eyeball]

lol dayum NS you r getting feisty in yer old age

[Asia]

It just wouldn't be the same, you know.

[cartman]

that sucks but unles women all become lesbians i doubt it who will keep them warm at night then :p

[Asia]

Hey, cartman. Your name came up earlier. You are missed here.

[eyeball]

good point c man but
as far as wimin go they smell better than men they tatste better likely just as warm too, no i think we might be in trouble as a race

[eyeball]

lolcat needs a manservant

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

THEY NEED US TO OPEN JARS FOR THEM  WOMEN WOULD ALL STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE  THEY COULDNT GET FOOD FROM JARS[8D]

[NSgirl]

there is always cans! LOL  a jar is easy to open if you bang the lid first and run it under water, it loosens the seal and then you get a good grip on it with a towel swear a few times and then it comes open!
reminds me of a good joke about the old man giving a sperm sample.
now that I ruined the punch line already for you it kind of goes like this.
The old man goes to the sperm bank and says he is too old to leave any of his body parts when he dies, because his eyes are shot, his heart is bad etc etc..
so he wants to leave some sperm behind to have a kid one day. Well hours go by and the staff remmeber they left the old man in room 10. they knock on the door and say "excuse me mr. Jones is everything alright?"
He replies" jesus christ, I tried with my right hand ,I tried with my left hand. I tried running it under cold water , and hot water and I still can't get the lid off this jar"

[Fornicator]

When I perfect the responsive box (essentially my redesign/improvement on the pocket pussy) women will be more or less obsolete.

Ah, yes, the responsive box....

[NSgirl]

do you plan on patent that?

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

you need us to open jars

NOW ADMIT IT
THATS WHY YOU WOMEN HATE U S WE CAN PEE STANDING UP AND OPEN JARS

[NSgirl]

yup you got me there,especially when I am out in the forest on a hike. man I would love to be able to pee standing up, now how convenient is that!

As for jars ..well I cook mostly fresh food anyway ,so I don't open too many of them!

[tasha]

I don't need a man to open jars, like NS I have my own ways of doing that. I don't even need a man to get jars for me from the cabinet, that's what chairs are for []

I'm not impressed a man can pee standing up in fact Ive been in the restroom with men who pee sitting down []

But I would like to keep men around so I can someone to cuddle with [:I]

[RDL]

I pee standing up... sometimes I even pee in the shower.

[Fornicator]

quote:Originally posted by NSgirl

do you plan on patent that?

No, I will make sure it is freely available in perpetuity for all mankind....

Like a real pussy, it will be intuitive, it will get warm and wet and it will even have teeth....

[sid]

A collection of  artificial female body parts... great idea, maybe good for vending machines in Japan. Did you know that most adult females come complete with these parts as genuine original equipment?

[lindsay]

Evolution doesn't work if hermaphrodites take over, doesn't it need two differnent seeds to make something change

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

i dont know how women feel but it would suck if there was a world with out girls in it[:0]

[RDL]

A world without females would suck... but then again, a world without males would also suck...

Gotta have both men and women.

[COUNT BLOKEULA]

only me and women no other men[]

[RDL]

except me [] you know you want me []