CATFIGHT!

[a clue]

2 ferocious females pull viciously at the roots of one another's hair. The object: is to make the other uglier & less attractive to other men & therefore, less likely to be a threat to steal the other's boyfriend.
Scratch & claw, scratch & claw go the 2 Muff-diving Dykes as they McStruggle to win the Standing Hampton Stud of the hour.
"Bitch!" "Slut!" "c-word!" "Whore!" The words of accusation fly as the 2 female combatants roll together in fury on the ground.

[Moolah!]

Sometimes you have boobies flying all over the place also.

Usually the flat chested ones attack bustier ones that way. []

[a clue]

FULL VERSION:

TWO FEROCIOUS FEMALES, PULL VICIOUSLY AT THE ROOTS OF ONE ANOTHERS HAIR. THE OBJECT IS TO HURT THE OTHER, MAKE HER UGLIER & LESS ATTRACTIVE TO OTHER MEN
THE SMELL OF ESTROGEN & TESTOSTERONE FILL THE AIR AS THE 2 FEMALE COMBATANTS ROLL TOGETHER IN FURY ON THE GROUND.
YOU SEE, THEY'RE FIGHTING OVER THE LOVE OF A MAN.
THE BULL JOCKS GET HARD AT THE FRAGRANCE OF ESTROGEN, NOW STRONGER THAN THE NOXIOUS GAS, SIFTING FROM THEIR NOW BULBOUS ANUS'S
BITCH,SLUT,c-word & WHORE. THE WORDS OF ACUSATION FLY.
SCRATCH & CLAW, SCRATCH & CLAW GO THE 2 MUFF-DIVING DYKES AS THEY MCSTRUGGLE TO WIN THE RITE OF THE STANDING HAMPTON STUD OF THE HOUR.
FART GOES ONE, IN HOPES OF KNOCKING THE OTHER OUT, WITH THE SMELL OF HER SWEATY INTESTINAL GAS.
OUT COME THE DAGGERS, AS THE LOPPED-OFF TITTIES FLY, ONLY TO BE EATEN BY THE HUNGRY NEIGHBORHOOD DOGS IN ATTENDANCE.
FISH,POO,BLOOD & SWEAT FILL THE AIR AS THE VIOLENCE ESCALATES. BRUISE AFTER BRUISE, CONTUSIONS & CONFUSION GRIP THE NERVOUS CROWD AS THEY SCREAM FOR THE DEATH OF THE HO BITCHES.
RIP GO THE PANTIES, RIP GO THE STOCKINGS. HAPHAZARD TUFTS OF HAIR, BLOW DISTINCTLY ACROSS THE YARD AS THIS TERROR-FEST CONTINUES.
CLOP! GOES THE SKULL OF ONE FEMALE, AS THE OTHER HAS HIT HER IN THE HEAD WITH HER HIGH HEEL.
BLOOD & URINE NOW DRIP FROM THE UNFORGIVING SNATCH OF THE PIG BITCH AS THE KOTEX QUEEN HAS LOST CONTROL OF HER BODILY FUNCTIONS.
JIGGLE,POP - AS THE HEAD OF THE UNBORN FETUS COMES OUT THE PREGNANT BITCHES SNATCH, DUE TO NUMEROUS BLOWS IN THE STOMACH BY THE OTHER BITCH.
THE BULL-DYKE, KICKS OUT THE EYE OF THE FETUS, WHILE BITING OFF IT'S NOSE - LEAVING THE POOR UNBORN WAIF WITH NO SCENT OF THE SICKENING SMELL OF FISH IN THE AIR.
THE UNBORN FETUS, NOW SLIPPED OUT & IS NOW BEING DRAGGED BY IT'S UMBILLICAL CORD ACROSS THE RAGGED GRAVEL.
BULL-DYKE #1 HAS NOW DRIVEN HER FORHEAD INTO THE TEETH & NOSE OF THE NOW, CRUMPLING BITCH #1.
BITCH #1 DRAWS HER HATCHET, & LOPS OFF THE FORHEAD & TEMPLE OF THE BULL-DYKE.
BULL-DYKE RESPONDS BY RIPPING THE EYES OUT OF THE HEAD OF BITCH #1.
BITCH #1 THEN DRAWS HER BAYONETTE INTO THE MID-SECTION OF THE BULL-DYKE, LEAVING THE BULL-DYKE, WRITHING IN PAIN.
BULL-DYKE RESPONDS WITH A SHOT GUN BLAST TO THE CENTER MASS, EFFECTIVELY BLOWING AWAY BITCH #1
BULL-DYKE FALLS TO THE GROUND, SLOWLY DYING FROM THE MASSIVE HARPOON WOUND, NOW ELONGATED OUT HER ANUS.
THE BULL STUDS FORM A CIRCLE & SHOOT LONG GUSHING STREAMS OF CUM ONTO THE ROTTING CARCASSES
AMEN.