DONT f*** WITH ME

[MAXIM]

this place is dead


am i the only one whos got no life?

lol no no i have a life just need to find it again

[Ace]

It is VERY slow here tonight.

I once had a life too, although I wasn't always doing things that were really in my best interest.

I'm on a limited income for the time being, so for now I'll just keep a low profile at home, instead of roaming loose on the streets.

[Ace]

Which reminds me...  Trikky f***g and company haven't popped over for a visit lately.  I wonder if they're still OK?

[MAXIM]

OK HERE'S MY QUESTION



WHY IS THERE SO MANY TUNAS HANNING AROUND METROTOWN MALL ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK

DO THEY CONSIDER THAT GOING OUT

TUNAS ARE ASIAN GUYS WTH CARS THAT GLOW FROM THE UNDERSIDE
GUYS THAT CAN BARELY SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL




ALSO
IS IT OK TO KILL SOMEBODY WHOS IN PAIN
OR SHOULD THEY JUST ENDURE THE f***ING PAIN CAUSE THEY DESERVE IT



I THINK WE ALL DO

JUST TO OPEN UP A LITTLE BIT GUYS
I CANT FEEL PAIN
I MEAN I CAN BUT SO LITTLE OF IT THAT I DONT EVEN KNOW ITS PAIN ANYMORE
SO LATELY
BECUSE OF THAT
I STARTED HURTING MYSLEF
NOT IN A PHYSICAL WAY
PHYSICAL PAIN'S A JOKE
I STARTED DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO MY HEAD

I DROWNED A CAT WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NOW I FORCE MYSLEF TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THE OTHER NIGHT I PUSHED A GIRL UP AGAINST THE WALL AND LOOKED HER DEEP IN THE EYES - YOU COULD SEE FEAR - HER KID WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE

STILL NO PAIN

SO I STARTED KILLING

LATELY I SEE I NEED TO KILL MORE AND MORE TO GET TO THE SAME LEVEL OF EXILIRATION

ITS HARD TO DESCRIBE THE FEELING


AND ITS LATE

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD WARN YOU NOT TO READ THIS IN THE MORNING BUT I WONT

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

IDIOTS!

[Ace]

quote:Originally posted by MAXIM

OK HERE'S MY QUESTION



WHY IS THERE SO MANY TUNAS HANNING AROUND METROTOWN MALL ESPECIALLY AFTER DARK

DO THEY CONSIDER THAT GOING OUT

TUNAS ARE ASIAN GUYS WTH CARS THAT GLOW FROM THE UNDERSIDE
GUYS THAT CAN BARELY SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL

Simple MAXIM...  That area has a high Asian population, and they probably gather in the evening to show off their cars...

quote:ALSO
IS IT OK TO KILL SOMEBODY WHOS IN PAIN
OR SHOULD THEY JUST ENDURE THE f***ING PAIN CAUSE THEY DESERVE IT



I THINK WE ALL DO

I'm all for doctor assisted suicide in certain cases...

quote:JUST TO OPEN UP A LITTLE BIT GUYS
I CANT FEEL PAIN
I MEAN I CAN BUT SO LITTLE OF IT THAT I DONT EVEN KNOW ITS PAIN ANYMORE
SO LATELY
BECUSE OF THAT
I STARTED HURTING MYSLEF
NOT IN A PHYSICAL WAY
PHYSICAL PAIN'S A JOKE
I STARTED DOING HORRIBLE THINGS TO MY HEAD

I DROWNED A CAT WHEN I WAS YOUNG AND NOW I FORCE MYSLEF TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THE OTHER NIGHT I PUSHED A GIRL UP AGAINST THE WALL AND LOOKED HER DEEP IN THE EYES - YOU COULD SEE FEAR - HER KID WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE

STILL NO PAIN

SO I STARTED KILLING

LATELY I SEE I NEED TO KILL MORE AND MORE TO GET TO THE SAME LEVEL OF EXILIRATION

ITS HARD TO DESCRIBE THE FEELING

You should consider speaking with a professional if you find it's interfering with your well being...

quote:AND ITS LATE

I SUPPOSE I SHOULD WARN YOU NOT TO READ THIS IN THE MORNING BUT I WONT

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

IDIOTS!

It is late!  Go to bed.

[wyk]

lolz @ maxipoo

[Ace]

Although I have to wonder if MAXIM claiming to have 'killed a Native dude last night' wouldn't pique some questionable curiosity and interest...

[geistesmosaik]

well, with something like that... RCMP would have paid a visit already

[Ace]

Apparently he can't be stopped!

[geistesmosaik]

incidentally,  I wonder what happened to scottie

[Ace]

quote:Originally posted by geistesmosaik

incidentally,  I wonder what happened to scottie

EED killed him too

Scottie apparently tried to challenge him...

[Munra!]

Why did MAXIM kill a native dude? Canada's native population is slowly decreasing, that's racist.

[lizzie borden]

that's why u need lizzie here. maxim needs 40 whacks with my axe.

[wyk]

quote:Originally posted by lizzie borden

that's why u need lizzie here. maxim needs 40 whacks with my axe.

I bet maxipoo's penis will twitch when he reads that, the kinky bugger.  [:X]

[Ralph Klein]

quote:Originally posted by MAXIM

I MEAN LOOK AT RALFIE

HES A CHUBBY CHUBBO


GET IT?


LOL

You know f***all about me f***tard.

[eyeball]

oh the axe whacker is here this morning

[STRAIGHT DAVE]

lol at axe whacker.

[MAXIM]

all of you people bore me


you f***ing bore me


can somebody say something interesting



look at you people

straight dave - bet hes a f*** - only posts usleless sh-
eyeball - good post about dv - but for f***s sake your not 11 anymore
ralfie - ralax punkass - we all know oriks dominion
wyk - old pissed off never had sex and grumpy - doesnt take much to piss her off lol - she hates me but cant show it - i feel sorry for her
lizzie - 13 year old girl thats regularly abused by her parents
munra - deparate hobo - so desparate - i wont get into this
ace - another one of those  self proclaimed heros from safeway - oooooh i got the grocery deprtmet under control! UF UF
getf***mosaik - whao is this attention seeking boring f***
stp - lets just say hes a virgin
mslewed - yes yes we know its hard being ignored - expand your knowledge outside your trailer park and well pay attention to you
silent hill nurse - bitch shut da f*** up - probably the only person here that believs me
friday - we all know this is that chubbo ralfie - relax pussycat - easy on bacon and eggs

[wyk]

quote:Originally posted by MAXIM
...wyk - old pissed off never had sex and grumpy - doesnt take much to piss her off lol - she hates me but cant show it - i feel sorry for her...

lolz, how can i hate someone as cute and lovable as ya sweetie? [8D]

[neptune]

any guesses on maxim's other handles?  why so pissed off dude.  If everybody here makes you angry, why the f*** do you even read/post here?  f*** off you idiot and get a life

[MAXIM]

MESSAGE FOR WYK
YOUR SO SWEET - WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX?


MESSAGE FOR NEPTUNE
ITS OK TO BE ANGRY - PEOPLE DIE AND YOU HAVE TO VENT SOMEHOW
THERE THERE
IF IT HELPS - MOST PEOPLE END UP IN HELL

[Ace]

Hey MAXIM!  When Riverview closed down their main buildings, how did this affect you?

[MAXIM]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT

[Ace]

I mean, did the ministry help you gradually reintegrate into society, or did they just toss you out into the streets?

[MAXIM]

why so curious
and how do you know so much about the process


anyways
i really appreciate your concern ace
but last night you tried kissing my ass now your sour
please kiddo go play with wyk - you two deserve each other

and no im not being mean