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wyk
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« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2007, 09:18:55 pm »
it is a personal choice ace, especially at "events."
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Ace
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« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2007, 09:22:41 pm »
I see...  It seems that women aren't always as quick as guys to just 'jump in the sack' with anyone...
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Munra!
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« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2007, 09:23:43 pm »
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Originally posted by MAXIM

AHAAHHAHAHAHHAHA


STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH


HIT THE BOOKS BITCHES!!!


I see that program works quite well here!
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wyk
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« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2007, 09:36:32 pm »
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Originally posted by Ace

I see...  It seems that women aren't always as quick as guys to just 'jump in the sack' with anyone...
You are right, but that pertains only to sexual intercourse (whether anal or vajayjay), that doesn't apply to the use of devices or one's hands to attain sexual release in the sub...[Cheesy]
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« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2007, 09:40:57 pm »
I see...  So the lending of a 'helping hand,' if you will, is not uncommon then...
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Marlboro Man
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« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2007, 09:47:01 pm »
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Originally posted by wyk

quote:
Originally posted by Ace

I see...  It seems that women aren't always as quick as guys to just 'jump in the sack' with anyone...
You are right, but that pertains only to sexual intercourse (whether anal or vajayjay), that doesn't apply to the use of devices or one's hands to attain sexual release in the sub...[Cheesy]


Is this what they teach you in the god damned dyke commune?  What the f*** is this world coming to where a man can be satisfied with grabbing a pretty girl, sticking his throbbing purple into her, making her f***ing squeal with delight and then shooting his f*** juice way up inside her like people are f***ing supposed to do.  All this other sh- is just a god damned reflection of sick minds and people who are too f***ed up to just enjoy a good lay.
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Happy Valley
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« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2007, 09:51:27 pm »
to become marlborough man:

Toss a "god damned" or "f***ign" in front of every noun.
Do not call sperm sperm.  Rename:  "f***juice"
Vagina:  c-wordhole
Prior to all adjectives and verbs:  "f***ing" or "god damned"
Stuff = sh-
Not so bright = f***ed up
making love:  f***ing, lay, or getting stuck.

f***en rights man! well done. love it

Finally a well standed realist point of view.
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MAXIM
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« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2007, 10:18:21 pm »



happey vally and marlboro bitch

well lets just say they are a little hurt

im sorry bitches but that soy sauce was all i had
i know it hurts now but next time i gurantee itll get better


and STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




















ahahhahahahhaha
man i cant wait to rape them again

marlboro man cried cause it hurt him so bad
Happy Valley creid cause it was so beautiful

LOL
AHAHAHHAHAHAH



AHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2007, 10:35:31 pm »
You really should finish jerking off before you post.
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M Grenade
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« Reply #34 on: November 04, 2007, 11:23:46 pm »
can't quite put my finger on why, but this thread rocks
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wyk
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« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2007, 01:17:42 am »
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Originally posted by Marlboro Man
Is this what they teach you in the god damned dyke commune?  What the f*** is this world coming to where a man can be satisfied with grabbing a pretty girl, sticking his throbbing purple into her, making her f***ing squeal with delight and then shooting his f*** juice way up inside her like people are f***ing supposed to do.  All this other sh- is just a god damned reflection of sick minds and people who are too f***ed up to just enjoy a good lay.
Hmmm, I think you'd quite enjoy a few jolts from this on your nether regions...
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« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2007, 01:30:54 am »
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Originally posted by Ralph Klein

You really should finish jerking off before you post.


LOL!!!! [Cheesy]
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Happy Valley
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« Reply #37 on: November 05, 2007, 01:42:47 am »
raor, that sounds sexy
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raor
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« Reply #38 on: November 05, 2007, 01:49:01 am »
i'm easily amused. [Cool]
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2007, 01:54:53 am »
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Originally posted by raor

i'm easily amused. [Cool]
I like chuckling at this poor simpleton MAXIM Did he crawl back into his dumpster yet?[Cheesy]
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mz lewd
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« Reply #40 on: November 05, 2007, 12:03:08 pm »
ATTENTION
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Marlboro Man
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« Reply #41 on: November 05, 2007, 12:06:55 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by wyk

quote:
Originally posted by Marlboro Man
Is this what they teach you in the god damned dyke commune?  What the f*** is this world coming to where a man can be satisfied with grabbing a pretty girl, sticking his throbbing purple into her, making her f***ing squeal with delight and then shooting his f*** juice way up inside her like people are f***ing supposed to do.  All this other sh- is just a god damned reflection of sick minds and people who are too f***ed up to just enjoy a good lay.
Hmmm, I think you'd quite enjoy a few jolts from this on your nether regions...




The f***ing gonorrhea you've given men gives more of a f***ing jolt to the manly regions than any god damned cattle prod.  sh- seeing your disease factory naked is enough to shock any man's god damned meat into permanent retirement.
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wyk
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« Reply #42 on: November 05, 2007, 04:46:05 pm »
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Originally posted by Marlboro Man
The f***ing gonorrhea you've given men gives more of a f***ing jolt to the manly regions than any god damned cattle prod.  sh- seeing your disease factory naked is enough to shock any man's god damned meat into permanent retirement.
oooh, cattle prod...now that's a good idea...i guess you like it rough, huh sweetie?[:X]
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