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Fornicator
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« on: October 19, 2007, 10:53:14 am »
After yesterday's disappointing shutout, I plan an redoubling my efforts and my bar tab in order to slide my penis between the lithe thighs of some lucky lady.

I don't know the last time I went two days without getting laid and certainly don't intend on marking today as one such time.

For a sure thing, I typically head out to the suburbs like Langley where the women in tight white jeans are ready to go after drinking a watered-down Long Island ice tea or a wild berry cooler or some such thing. I know guys who will head out there and try and get with desperate single moms by telling them they love children when they have no interest whatsoever but that has always struck me as being deceitful and unnecessary.

For one, I prefer the direct approach. Hey, baby, I'm the Fornicator, let me get you a drink. Finished? Let's go f***.
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Mariachi
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2007, 10:54:22 am »
In your case, it's kind of like direct marketing: if you ask 2,000,000 women today, you might have a shot.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2007, 10:57:30 am »
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Originally posted by Mariachi

In your case, it's kind of like direct marketing: if you ask 2,000,000 women today, you might have a shot.


It's quite direct, actually. I have a good sense of the demographic/psychographic I wish to pursue and it tpyically takes 3-4 attempts to close a deal.
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tasha
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« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2007, 10:58:06 am »
Fridays seem to bring out a wild streak in ppl. So Id say youre chances today are better than average. Did msn scare you? Or are you teasing me Wink
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« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2007, 11:00:03 am »
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Originally posted by tasha

Fridays seem to bring out a wild streak in ppl. So Id say youre chances today are better than average. Did msn scare you? Or are you teasing me Wink


I prefer to tease when my victim, er, subject when she's tied to the bedposts with velvet rope.
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« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2007, 11:02:03 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by tasha

Fridays seem to bring out a wild streak in ppl. So Id say youre chances today are better than average. Did msn scare you? Or are you teasing me Wink


I prefer to tease when my victim, er, subject when she's tied to the bedposts with velvet rope.


What a lucky lady indeed [:p]
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Mariachi
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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2007, 11:03:07 am »
quote:
Originally posted by tasha

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by tasha

Fridays seem to bring out a wild streak in ppl. So Id say youre chances today are better than average. Did msn scare you? Or are you teasing me Wink


I prefer to tease when my victim, er, subject when she's tied to the bedposts with velvet rope.


What a lucky lady indeed [:p]


Too bad they're all inflatable and don't realize just how lucky they are. [Sad]
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Monique
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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2007, 11:04:34 am »
I am a visual shopper, I need to see it and feel it before I purchase. So picture please. I see it, I like it, I have to have it..... [:p]

oh sorry I thought we were talking about me landing a pair of boots today. [Cheesy]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2007, 11:06:10 am »
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Originally posted by Monique

I am a visual shopper, I need to see it and feel it before I purchase. So picture please. I see it, I like it, I have to have it..... [:p]

oh sorry I thought we were talking about me landing a pair of boobs today. [Cheesy]


http://www.gelfant.com/ [Wink]
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tasha
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2007, 11:06:56 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Mariachi

quote:
Originally posted by tasha

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by tasha

Fridays seem to bring out a wild streak in ppl. So Id say youre chances today are better than average. Did msn scare you? Or are you teasing me Wink


I prefer to tease when my victim, er, subject when she's tied to the bedposts with velvet rope.


What a lucky lady indeed [:p]


Too bad they're all inflatable and don't realize just how lucky they are. [Sad]

lol... that reminds me of that you tube vid, you can hear this guy moaning in the background and when the door opens, some guy is pounding the hell out of his blow up doll. OMG it was sooooo funny!
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Mariachi
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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2007, 11:07:37 am »
It was Fornie!
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Fornicator
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2007, 11:08:42 am »
Haven't used my doll in a while. Actually, know that I think about it, I think the ladies I bring over enjoy it more than me. It seems to release some latent lesbianism in them.
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Monique
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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2007, 11:09:15 am »
How rude, I saw that boob dig. [Sad]

Thats it I'm buying a new pair of boots and kicking your ass! [Sad!]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2007, 11:11:24 am »
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Originally posted by Monique

How rude, I saw that boob dig. [Sad]

Thats it I'm buying a new pair of boots and kicking your ass! [Sad!]


Can you spank me first?
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tasha
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« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2007, 11:13:00 am »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

How rude, I saw that boob dig. [Sad]

Thats it I'm buying a new pair of boots and kicking your ass! [Sad!]


Can you spank me first?

[:0] Shes a great spanker
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Monique
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« Reply #15 on: October 19, 2007, 11:13:28 am »
With a wooden spoon I will! [Sad!] You've been a very bad boy. [}:)]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #16 on: October 19, 2007, 11:15:04 am »
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Originally posted by Monique

With a wooden spoon I will! [Sad!] You've been a very bad boy. [}:)]


My penis is now as hard as a wooden spoon....

Would it be weird if I called you mommy?
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Monique
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« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2007, 11:19:14 am »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

With a wooden spoon I will! [Sad!] You've been a very bad boy. [}:)]


My penis is now as hard as a wooden spoon....

Would it be weird if I called you mommy?

Call me what ever you want, your getting a good beating. Black and blue! [^]
and if your penis was big enough I would beat you with it. [}:)] No I'm not beating it! Beating you with it. [:p]
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Monique
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2007, 12:08:37 pm »
Looks like we lost Tasha and Fornicator to msn. [Sad]
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Silent Hill Nurse
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« Reply #19 on: October 19, 2007, 12:16:45 pm »
I'm sorry you're sad that you didn't get to kick him around with your new boots or beat him up with his own "wooden spoon".  [Sad][:p]
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Monique
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« Reply #20 on: October 19, 2007, 12:17:54 pm »
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Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse

I'm sorry you're sad that you didn't get to kick him around with your new boots or beat him up with his own "wooden spoon".  [Sad][:p]

LOL I know you would like the remains for your lovely collection. [Cheesy]
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« Reply #21 on: October 19, 2007, 12:25:25 pm »
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Originally posted by Monique

Looks like we lost Tasha and Fornicator to msn. [Sad]


I think you've had a lucky escape!
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #22 on: October 19, 2007, 12:26:24 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Cutie

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

Looks like we lost Tasha and Fornicator to msn. [Sad]


I think you've had a lucky escape!
Cutie and Homodave has blown out pussy flaps.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2007, 12:45:14 pm »
I had to run out to New West. I haven't been there in some time. The place is rather dumpy, no?
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HomoDave
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« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2007, 12:47:59 pm »
New Westminster is extremely dumpy, especially in the merchant areas. You would like it there though, lots of street hookers.
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