Queen Annie assembling the Lords

[Annie]

I am your Queen and you will bow, mark my words



Ok heres the plan first we start with our mantra, what I want you to talk about, each and every day is: Multiculturalism has failed I want you to say this over and over because as the master of propaganda Joseph Goeblles said: Repeat a lie often enough and people will believe it.

But this must be the building block for our plan, you must establish the first lie to build upon all subsequent lies but after establishing the 1st it will be easier to make the leap to what we truly want to talk about, and that is: Immigrants, thats what we want to blame for all our current problems, and I want you to concentrate on Moslems.

Talk immigration and Moslems, preferably in the same sentence. All the reports of possible labour shortages must be ridiculed as left wing loons who are conspiring against us, controlling the press, suppressing the truth and throw gays in with that group too if any of them speak out. Just accuse any dissenter of being a homosexual, just stick to that.

And the third prong of the attack is the toughest. You must appear as though you are beyond all and speak logically for the good of any fence sitting subjects that might some day join in on our crusade, for the good of Country and your Queen. Queen Annie salutes the subjects who are with us but will smite thane enemy with a wrathful vengeance.

[sid]

What color is the sky in your world?

[Annie]

I can't answer that without knowing if I'm colour blind

[Saledo Pero]

Now Annie, don't be so facetious. But, at least you are putting more effort into your response- first person singular rather than second person plural.

[Annie]

Your late, take your seat








Have you said it ten times today?

[Saledo Pero]

Sorry, Annie,. Your attempt to be cute doesn't make a lot of sense. Could you restate that so I might understand what it is you are conveying. :

[Annie]

Listen Pop maybe I'll take the day off and entertain you but I should do an aft shift. its ok i'll know where to find you cya

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by Annie

I am your Queen and you will bow, mark my words

You will blow me bitch... Who the hell are you anyway?

[HomoDave]

Annie I think these forum dwellers are impervious to sarcasm ...

[Saledo Pero]

Given her output to date, she appears to have a somewhat overinflated  sense of self.

[Saledo Pero]

Dave, my fellow dweller.....you catch on...finally. There may be hope for you et.

[HomoDave]

Given your output to date, you should go jump in a sewer

[Saledo Pero]

Not very sarcastic of you, Dave.

[Annie]

quote:Originally posted by Saledo Pero

Given her output to date, she appears to have a somewhat overinflated  sense of self.

hahahahaaaaa if that ain't callin the kettle black I don't know what is Captain?

[HomoDave]

Annie, just ignore Salada Boy, he's a combination jar of nuts and bowl of fruit ... he only makes sense to himself.

[sid]

inside Annies head...

[Annie]

is that on the hard drive for when the drugs start to take affect sid?

[sid]

"inside annies head"

 ...there is nothing.
 Why, are you seeing things again? Really, if you start seeing bugs and stuff like that, you might want to pay your doctor a visit. Good luck.

[Annie]

your personal life experiences are truly appreciated, I'll keep that in mind if it ever happens to me too []

[Mariachi]

For every post that Annie now makes, I am going to post lyrics from the musical Annie. She is the epitome of unintentional self-parody.
ORPHANS

It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!

ANNIE

'Steada treated,

ORPHANS

We get tricked!

ANNIE

'Steada kisses,

ORPHANS

We get kicked!

ALL

It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we hoe!

ANNIE

Cotton blankets,

ORPHANS

'Steada of wool!

ANNIE

Empty Bellies,

ORPHANS
'Steada of full!

ALL

It's the hard-knock life!

ANNIE

Don't if feel like the wind is always howlin?

KATE AND TESSIE

Don't it seem like there's never any light!

DUFFY AND JULY

Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?

MOLLY AND PEPPER

It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

ANNIE

No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!

ALL

From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

MOLLY

Santa Claus we never see

ANNIE

Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?

ALL

No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage!

MOLLY

(Making a whistling sound and imitating Miss. Hannigan)
You'll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building.

ORPHANS

Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a mickey finn
I love you, Miss Hannigan

MOLLY

(whistle)
Get to work!
(whistle)
Strip them beds!
(whistle)
I said get to work!

ALL
It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!

[sid]

I see you are highly suggestible and suffer from delusional thinking as well. When you see your doctor try to fight the urge to attack them. They are only trying to help and they are not actually part of a worldwide conspiracy, although it will seem that way to you. Good luck.

[Annie]

quote:Originally posted by Mariachi

For every post that Annie now makes, I am going to post lyrics from the musical Annie. She is the epitome of unintentional self-parody.
ORPHANS

It's the hard-knock life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!

ANNIE

'Steada treated,

ORPHANS

We get tricked!

ANNIE

'Steada kisses,

ORPHANS

We get kicked!

ALL

It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we hoe!

ANNIE

Cotton blankets,

ORPHANS

'Steada of wool!

ANNIE

Empty Bellies,

ORPHANS
'Steada of full!

ALL

It's the hard-knock life!

ANNIE

Don't if feel like the wind is always howlin?

KATE AND TESSIE

Don't it seem like there's never any light!

DUFFY AND JULY

Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?

MOLLY AND PEPPER

It's easier than puttin' up a fight.

ANNIE

No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy!

ALL

From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink!
Ohhhh!!!!!!!
Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

MOLLY

Santa Claus we never see

ANNIE

Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?

ALL

No one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage!

MOLLY

(Making a whistling sound and imitating Miss. Hannigan)
You'll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building.

ORPHANS

Yank the whiskers from her chin
Jab her with a safety Pin
Make her drink a mickey finn
I love you, Miss Hannigan

MOLLY

(whistle)
Get to work!
(whistle)
Strip them beds!
(whistle)
I said get to work!

ALL
It's the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life!

Cono Chamaco you are a triple threat: sing, dance, and play the didgeridoo

[Mariachi]

[WARBUCKS]
I know the Depression's depressing

[GRACE]
The carols are stilled
The stored aren't filled

[WARBUCKS]
And the windows are minus the dressing

[GRACE]
The children don't grin
The Santa's are thin

[GRACE AND WARBUCKS]
And I've heard a terrible rumour
No goodwill no cheer

[WARBUCKS]
But we'll get a new deal for Christmas
This year

[ANNIE AND ORPHANS]
The snowflakes are frighting of falling

[MOLLY]
And oh, what a fix
No peppermint sticks!

[WARBUCKS]
And all through the land folks are bawling

[GRACE]
And filled with despair
'Cause cupboards are bare

[WARBUCKS]
But Santa's got brand new assistants
There's nothing to fear
They're bringing a new deal deal for Christmas
This year.

[SERVANTS]
Bong, bong, bong, bong
Bong, bong, bong, bong

[ROOSEVELT]
On Farley and Perkins
On Ikes and Wallace
On Monganthau and Cummings.

[ALL]
Fill our pockets with dollars

[ROOSEVELT]
On Roper and Swanson

[ROOSEVELT AND WARBUCKS]
Get along Cordell Hull

[ORPHANS]
Get along, giddy up!

[MEN]
Call your committee up

[WOMEN]
Build every city up

[ALL]
Cheer every kiddy up
Fill every stocking with laughter
We haven't got room for any more gloom
Let's ring every bell from it's rafter

[WARBUCKS]
And chime cross the land

[ANNIE]
Tomorrow's at hand

[WARBUCKS]
[spoken] Those happy days that we were promised.

[ROOSEVELT]
Are finally here

[ALL]
We're getting a new deal for Christmas
We're getting a new deal for Christmas
We're getting a new deal for Christmas
We're getting a new deal for Christmas
Christmas
This year

[Annie]

he's trying to silence the truth, he wants to stop me from telling the truth, It needs to be told!!!!!

this is more fun than the dishes

[Mariachi]

[WARBUCKS]
What is it about you
You're big
You're loud
You're tough NYC
I go years without you
Then I
Can't get
Enough
Enough of the cab drivers answering back
In the language far from pure
Enough of frankfurters answering back
Brother, you know you're in NYC
Too busy
Too crazy
Too hot
Too cold
Too late
I'm sold
Again
On NYC

[spoken] Come on you slowpokes,
we gotta get to the Roxy before the prices change.

[NEW YORKERS, GRACE, ANNIE AND WARBUCKS]
NYC

[GRACE]
The shadows at sundown
The roofs
That scrape
The sky

[ALL]
NYC

[WARBUCKS AND GRACE]
The rich and the rundown
The parade
Goes by

[WARBUCKS]
That other town has the Empire State
And a mayor five foot two
No other town in
The whole forty eight
Can half compare
To you

[ALL]
Oh NYC

[WARBUCKS]
You make 'em all postcards

[WARBUCKS AND GRACE]
You crowd
You cramp
You're still
The champ
Amen For NYC (NYC)
The shimmer of Times Square

[WARBUCKS]
The pulse

[GRACE]
The beat

[WARBUCKS AND GRACE]
The drive! (NYC)

[WARBUCKS AND GRACE]
The city's bright
As a penny arcade
It blinks, it tilts, it rings

[ANNIE]
To think that I've lived here all of my life
And never seen these things

[ALL]
Oh, NYC
The whole world keeps coming

[WARBUCKS]
By bus

[GRACE]
By train

[WARBUCKS AND GRACE]
You can't
Explain
Their yen
For

STAR TO BE
NYC
Just got here this morning
Three bucks
Two bags
One me
NYC

I give you fair warning
Up there
In lights
I'll be
Go ask the Gershwins or Kaufman and Hart
The place they love the best
Though California pays big for their art
Their fan mail comes addressed to NYC
Tomorrow a penthouse
That's way up high
Tonight
The "Y"
Why not
It's NYC

[ALL]
NYC
You're standing room only
You crowd
You cramp
You're still
The champ
Amen For NY

[MAN]
[spoken] Keep it quiet down there!

[ALL (QUIETLY)]
NYC

[USHERETTE]
[spoken] Immediate seating... there is immediate seating.

[WARBUCKS]
[spoken] Popcorn, what do you say to some popcorn?
I haven't had popcorn since... (Annie yawns)

[singing] Give in
Don't fight
Good girl
Good night
Sleep tight
In NYC