I just burnt my toast

[Sarah Belly Poo]

I got it from the freezer, put it in the toaster FROZEN and yet it still burnt.

Why on earth would a toaster be manufactured with a setting that could do that?

What on earth could you put in there  that would need to be cooked that long and hot???

[wyk]

Did you check the dial on the toaster?  It might be set too high?

[M Grenade]

lol I know exactly how you feel... I've burnt my toast 3 times in a row, get distracted too easily I guess

[Gordy the troll]

Just cook the f***ing eggs then woman!

[Judas]

i hate burnt toast

[Gordy the troll]

sid had better get used to burnt toast.

[sid]

If burnt toast is normal, then I can deal with it.

[Jesus]

sarah,check your toast on both sides. if you see a picture of my mom there you can sell it on e-bay and buy a new toaster.

[TRON CAMELTOE]

Jesus, may I put my glow sticks into your palm holes?

[Sarah Belly Poo]

quote:Originally posted by Jesus

sarah,check your toast on both sides. if you see a picture of my mom there you can sell it on e-bay and buy a new toaster.

Ah haha  :-D

The setting was high. But my point is, why have a setting that high?

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by Sarah Belly Poo

I got it from the freezer, put it in the toaster FROZEN and yet it still burnt.

Why on earth would a toaster be manufactured with a setting that could do that?

What on earth could you put in there  that would need to be cooked that long and hot???

Way to go... Now what are you going to have for breakfast? Time to fix the toaster... Maybe get a toaster oven... Those are better you know... But you have to let the toaster know it's not working first... and then let the toaster move out before you bring in another toaster or even a toaster oven... and if you have any eggos around make sure they meet the toaster oven before you just bring it home to move in... That would be a shock to the system for the little eggos...

[Gordy the troll]

quote:Originally posted by Sarah Belly Poo

quote:Originally posted by Jesus

sarah,check your toast on both sides. if you see a picture of my mom there you can sell it on e-bay and buy a new toaster.

Ah haha  :-D

The setting was high. But my point is, why have a setting that high?

Perhaps for bread that isn't frozen!!!
You sound like a total absolute disaster in the kitchen!!![]
But you probably make up for it in the bedroom!

[Sarah Belly Poo]

use your brain Gordon. You needto stop sniffing all that asbestos.

1. My bread was frozen
2. The setting was on high, because it was frozen
3. No non-frozen piece of bread could withstand that
4. Why make a setting that high?

[Gordy the troll]

So your toast can get cooked quicker oh wise woman.
You don't have to let it run full cycle. Take it out before the smoke rises.
You want tips on running a washing machine?
Or what about a fridge. Put the beer in let it chill then take them out and drink until they are gone or the police arrive...whatever happens first

[Sarah Belly Poo]

It does not cook quicker you numb scull.

The heat in a toaster does not change one setting to the other, just the length of time it takes to cook does.

[Sarah Belly Poo]

btw Gordon, I have noticed something about you and Ralph....interesting

[Gordy the troll]

If this is what you do to toast poor sid is gonna have to eat at McDonalds the rest of his life.
Now don't get the man some f***ing eggs.

[Gordy the troll]

quote:Originally posted by Sarah Belly Poo

btw Gordon, I have noticed something about you and Ralph....interesting

what oh wise woman of the kitchen

[Sarah Belly Poo]

u know what

[Gordy the troll]

No i don't.
What is on your mind oh kiwi princess.?

[Sarah Belly Poo]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu know

[Gordy the troll]

Are you infering that i am Ralph?. If you are you are wrong.

[Sarah Belly Poo]

I didn't say that

[Gordy the troll]

Well just come out and say what you mean! Youve never held back before!!!!!!!

[Sarah Belly Poo]

I think I might this time seeing as it is creating so much frustration.