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Fornicator
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« on: October 03, 2007, 11:15:02 am »
Who would be interested in attending/viewing such an event and would anyone be interested in participating for their respective countries?

Events would be along the lines of longest cumshot, loudest screamer, fastest orgasm, biggest deep throat, etc. etc.

I think this idea could be a real winner....
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supersize me
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 11:17:06 am »
why so you can finally get your gold medal for fastest orgasm??
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Fornicator
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 11:18:20 am »
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Originally posted by supersize me

why so you can finally get your gold medal for fastest orgasm??


I would take home a few medals.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 11:18:21 am »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

Who would be interested in attending/viewing such an event and would anyone be interested in participating for their respective countries?

Events would be along the lines of longest cumshot, loudest screamer, fastest orgasm, biggest deep throat, etc. etc.

I think this idea could be a real winner....

omg do you ever have the imagination[Cheesy]
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schmoozer
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 11:18:31 am »
Forni would take gold in the "shortest pole vault"
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Fornicator
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 11:19:19 am »
quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Who would be interested in attending/viewing such an event and would anyone be interested in participating for their respective countries?

Events would be along the lines of longest cumshot, loudest screamer, fastest orgasm, biggest deep throat, etc. etc.

I think this idea could be a real winner....

omg do you ever have the imagination[Cheesy]


I have an even better imagination in bed....
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 11:19:24 am »
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Originally posted by schmoozer

Forni would take gold in the "shortest pole vault"


LMAO! [Cheesy]
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 11:20:23 am »
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Originally posted by schmoozer

Forni would take gold in the "shortest pole vault"


ah schmoozer... lol!
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Fornicator
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 11:20:56 am »
quote:
Originally posted by supersize me

quote:
Originally posted by schmoozer

Forni would take gold in the "shortest pole vault"


LMAO! [Cheesy]


There will be no vaulting with my pole, though I may allow it to be used as a baton in the sexual 400 relay.
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Silent Hill Nurse
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2007, 11:21:07 am »
There's probably already some porn out there about that...
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Fornicator
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2007, 11:33:09 am »
Any of you ladies interested in teaming up with me for any of the pairs events?

It's your patriotic duty.
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Silent Hill Nurse
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« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2007, 11:34:03 am »
Want me to shot put you?
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2007, 11:34:24 am »
Forn, what have you qualified for so far in these olympics?  The solo marathon?
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« Reply #13 on: October 03, 2007, 11:35:13 am »
Shot put is not merely heaving a ball but requires immense strength, power, grace, balance, and speed.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #14 on: October 03, 2007, 11:35:14 am »
I've qualified for several events--all without performance enhancing drugs!
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Mandy
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I like stuff..
« Reply #15 on: October 03, 2007, 11:35:41 am »
There was already something on Sin City about a national gang bang champ... The girl was all too proud to have won... It was kinda nasty seeing a bunch of naked men lined up masturbating and waiting for their two minutes to bang her...
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neptune
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« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2007, 11:36:36 am »
sex with her now must be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway
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Silent Hill Nurse
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2007, 11:37:08 am »
ewww... Annable Chong style
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NSgirl
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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2007, 11:37:34 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Mandy

There was already something on Sin City about a national gang bang champ... The girl was all too proud to have won... It was kinda nasty seeing a bunch of naked men lined up masturbating and waiting for their two minutes to bang her...

that sounds sick[xx(] what country was this in?
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Mariachi
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« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2007, 11:37:38 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Mandy

There was already something on Sin City about a national gang bang champ... The girl was all too proud to have won... It was kinda nasty seeing a bunch of naked men lined up masturbating and waiting for their two minutes to bang her...


[:0][xx(]
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schmoozer
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« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2007, 11:37:50 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse

Shot put is not merely heaving a ball but requires immense strength, power, grace, balance, and speed.




Why are those guys all fat though??
Mariachi, any ideas on that?
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Fornicator
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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2007, 11:37:52 am »
The worst part of that gig is the fluffers who have to blow to the guys to keep them hard before they penetrate the chick.

They entertain just as many cocks but get none of the glory.
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Mariachi
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« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2007, 11:38:51 am »
quote:
Originally posted by schmoozer

quote:
Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse

Shot put is not merely heaving a ball but requires immense strength, power, grace, balance, and speed.




Why are those guys all fat though??
Mariachi, any ideas on that?


Nope.
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supersize me
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« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2007, 11:40:06 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Mandy

There was already something on Sin City about a national gang bang champ... The girl was all too proud to have won... It was kinda nasty seeing a bunch of naked men lined up masturbating and waiting for their two minutes to bang her...


i saw a clip of that ... rather disturbing actually. She just lay there, winning, undoubtely, the biggest-whore-of-the-world award!
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« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2007, 11:40:45 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Mariachi

quote:
Originally posted by schmoozer

quote:
Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse

Shot put is not merely heaving a ball but requires immense strength, power, grace, balance, and speed.




Why are those guys all fat though??
Mariachi, any ideas on that?


Nope.


Very good, you went back to edit out the nasty comments that time!
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