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Fornicator
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« on: September 29, 2007, 01:17:11 pm »
Crazy 24-year-old guy marries 82-year-old woman.

So instead of MILF, she's a GILF?

What a tragic scene...what was he thinking? What's even creepier (if possible) is that he went to live with her when he was 15 after his mother died.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7019998.stm
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2007, 01:23:53 pm »
Oh well perhaps she has money and the hubby will get left a nice fat inheritance in a few years.Smart move for that young guy,When she dies he can have all the bleach blondes he wants to play with.[Cheesy]
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Judas
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2007, 01:57:24 pm »
I do not see what is wrong with that
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Monique
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2007, 02:02:11 pm »
That looks wrong. Oh well to each their own I guess. [xx(]
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2007, 02:07:42 pm »
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Originally posted by Monique

That looks wrong. Oh well to each their own I guess. [xx(]


I wouldn't want to be the one sucking on her old raisin.[V]
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2007, 02:20:34 pm »
let see :

Old lady get some last "hurrah" before croaking

Young guy gets a house, several million dollar inheritance out of it.

win win situation for both of them

Yeah young guy probably gagging in the bathroom afterwards but nobody said getting rich is easy. well except if you are Paris Hilton
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2007, 03:10:41 pm »
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Originally posted by Ralph Klein

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

That looks wrong. Oh well to each their own I guess. [xx(]


I wouldn't want to be the one sucking on her old raisin.[V]



I don't think Homo Dave would want to see you cheating on him either.
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Marlboro Man
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2007, 04:42:54 pm »
So NSfreak and Fornicator finally found each other.
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2007, 04:55:07 pm »
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Originally posted by Marlboro Man

So NSfreak and Fornicator finally found each other.


Oh MM have I gotten to you that badly!!! Ha Ha I love it![Wink]
Forny is more of a man then you could ever be at least he loves women you seem to only hate them![Sad!]
I  could only wish that when I am 82,if I live that long, that I still have the desire for a 24 year old!!! Ya go granny go!![Cheesy][Cheesy][Cheesy][:p]
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Marlboro Man
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2007, 05:08:22 pm »
So you do have the hots for that Fornicator freak.  I'll bet he'll eat your pussy and your sh- or whatever so-called men do these days.  If he's such a great man let him stick it in you or else give up defending the guy.
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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2007, 05:12:41 pm »
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Originally posted by Marlboro Man

So you do have the hots for that Fornicator freak.  I'll bet he'll eat your pussy and your sh- or whatever so-called men do these days.  If he's such a great man let him stick it in you or else give up defending the guy.


I do not have the hots for Forny... he is fun to joke with and we all know he is mostly joking around!  Not everyone is as sensitive to stuff as you are! You sure the hell do not know how to take a joke!  However I am sure Forny is a great lover,much better then you could even dream to be. You can tell by the way he describes his adventures true or fake,at least he sounds like he knows how to have a good time in bed as for you,you sound pathetic! it is amazing you can even find a women to sleep with you. I guess that is why you rely on the hookers!
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« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2007, 05:15:09 pm »
I bet your pussy gets so wet reading that freak Fornicator's posts you soaks the chair you sit in.  sh- I bet you'd let me take your pussy if it was something I actually wanted.
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« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2007, 05:20:40 pm »
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Originally posted by Marlboro Man

I bet your pussy gets so wet reading that freak Fornicator's posts you soaks the chair you sit in.  sh- I bet you'd let me take your pussy if it was something I actually wanted.


Oh MM you actaully sound like you are getting off writing this sh-!!!Ha ha did  I make you all excited writing about oral sex!!HA HA[xx(][xx(][xx(]  I bet reading fornys post is the most excitement you ever see!  what a joke you are!  
I am not about to tell you what makes me wet you sick old f***en perverted old f***er! However it is not from reading fornys post. I find Fornys post to be very funny and entertaining. more then I can say for yours. you are too predictable same old same old crap. No originality no sense of  creativity. it figures you are a wam bam thank you mam guy.. so dead in bed, dead on the post..ho hum you are sooo boring YAWN![|)]
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« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2007, 05:24:34 pm »
I bet nothing turns you on more than eating 5 pounds of bacon you fat disgusting cow.

The last thing you had in that big ruined pussy was a NASA probe trying to find outer planets.
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« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2007, 05:35:42 pm »
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Originally posted by Marlboro Man

I bet nothing turns you on more than eating 5 pounds of bacon you fat disgusting cow.

The last thing you had in that big ruined pussy was a NASA probe trying to find outer planets.


like I said you sound like a f***en broken record...I need something different to write about in my next update on the world of discover! Every one has already read about the giant pit of hell...YAWN come on think of something better to say! I usually always laugh so much reading your post ! Thankyou for coming on here you are soooo funny I love it!you crack me up all the time. are you a stand up comic ?
however you get a little boring when all your post are like copy and paste.YAWN be more creative. right now you sound as exciting as reading about quail eggs and pizza.I want something new to read... Try again I'll wait for you! HA HA
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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2007, 06:46:17 pm »
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Originally posted by NSgirl

quote:
Originally posted by Marlboro Man

I bet nothing turns you on more than eating 5 pounds of bacon you fat disgusting cow.

The last thing you had in that big ruined pussy was a NASA probe trying to find outer planets.


like I said you sound like a f***en broken record...I need something different to write about in my next update on the world of discover! Every one has already read about the giant pit of hell...YAWN come on think of something better to say! I usually always laugh so much reading your post ! Thankyou for coming on here you are soooo funny I love it!you crack me up all the time. are you a stand up comic ?
however you get a little boring when all your post are like copy and paste.YAWN be more creative. right now you sound as exciting as reading about quail eggs and pizza.I want something new to read... Try again I'll wait for you! HA HA


How about if I tell you an impure tale about NSgirl,quail eggs, and pizza.[Cheesy]
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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2007, 06:52:25 pm »
OMG. That is so gross. Eeow. Eeow. Dang!! Why would he shag the old lady? Ah well, I guess they can make some more use out of that rocking chair.
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« Reply #17 on: October 01, 2007, 11:10:25 am »
quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

quote:
Originally posted by Marlboro Man

So you do have the hots for that Fornicator freak.  I'll bet he'll eat your pussy and your sh- or whatever so-called men do these days.  If he's such a great man let him stick it in you or else give up defending the guy.


I do not have the hots for Forny... he is fun to joke with and we all know he is mostly joking around!  Not everyone is as sensitive to stuff as you are! You sure the hell do not know how to take a joke!  However I am sure Forny is a great lover,much better then you could even dream to be. You can tell by the way he describes his adventures true or fake,at least he sounds like he knows how to have a good time in bed as for you,you sound pathetic! it is amazing you can even find a women to sleep with you. I guess that is why you rely on the hookers!


I thought you had the hots for me....[Sad]

Maybe not soaking wet hots but at least curious and mildly aroused....

As for being a great lover, you are correct and I would be happy to prove this....
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« Reply #18 on: October 01, 2007, 11:14:12 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GcVnhNjWV0

forny is this you again on this video??
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« Reply #19 on: October 01, 2007, 11:21:19 am »
I've been asked that before, NSgirl, and it's not too accurate a portrayal.

This is how I picture you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIWlhI3G7I
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« Reply #20 on: October 01, 2007, 11:28:09 am »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

I've been asked that before, NSgirl, and it's not too accurate a portrayal.

This is how I picture you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjIWlhI3G7I


that is funny! I do have a very attractive gardener! Much better looking then that guy,but I only look I never stalk![Cheesy] I am not nearly as heavy as that women and my boobs are not that big!also I do not look like her[Cheesy] However you can imagine me anyway you choose too ,that is all part of the fun on here isn't it![Wink]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #21 on: October 01, 2007, 11:42:39 am »
I do imagine you often, in many different positions, performing a variety of acts....
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« Reply #22 on: October 01, 2007, 11:45:42 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Crazy 24-year-old guy marries 82-year-old woman.
So instead of MILF, she's a GILF? What a tragic scene...


Gee Forn, that GILF may very well have skills just like you! I thought you might want to end up that way yourself...
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« Reply #23 on: October 01, 2007, 11:51:49 am »
The guy looks like a grease ball and the old lady was probably a pedo and the guy just liked it....

I totally don't believe those woman actually have sex with a guy that's such a whore.... That's just my opinion though.... I don't think people should have so many partners.... That's just dirty....
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« Reply #24 on: October 01, 2007, 12:05:43 pm »
I've banged a few old broads in their 50s who'd kept themselves in pretty good shape but I can't say I find women older than that acceptable targets of my lust.
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