Ideas

[Sam]

Am trying to make decisions while am still a whale and not a sleep deprived mommy. What do most of you think of xmas cards with a pic of baby instead of both birth announcements and xmas cards? Baby is due mid-October and packages, cards, and all that stuff will be floating up before we know it. Would be nice to have one less task but don't know if the relatives will have reason to be upset if we wait.

After hours of not sleeping (and no company here!) think i need a bubble bath. Fornicator can imagine my giant belly and soon stretched pussy in the tub. [}:)]

[Mandy]

I think a christmas card with a picture of baby should be more than enough and anyone that gets upset over that should not get a christmas card with baby picture next year... Everyone knows it's not easy learning how to be a new mom and adapting to the weird baby schedule.

[Fornicator]

quote:Originally posted by Sam

Am trying to make decisions while am still a whale and not a sleep deprived mommy. What do most of you think of xmas cards with a pic of baby instead of both birth announcements and xmas cards? Baby is due mid-October and packages, cards, and all that stuff will be floating up before we know it. Would be nice to have one less task but don't know if the relatives will have reason to be upset if we wait.

After hours of not sleeping (and no company here!) think i need a bubble bath. Fornicator can imagine my giant belly and soon stretched pussy in the tub. [}:)]

I'll pass....

[Ralph Klein]

quote:Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:Originally posted by Sam

Am trying to make decisions while am still a whale and not a sleep deprived mommy. What do most of you think of xmas cards with a pic of baby instead of both birth announcements and xmas cards? Baby is due mid-October and packages, cards, and all that stuff will be floating up before we know it. Would be nice to have one less task but don't know if the relatives will have reason to be upset if we wait.

After hours of not sleeping (and no company here!) think i need a bubble bath. Fornicator can imagine my giant belly and soon stretched pussy in the tub. [}:)]

I'll pass....

Forn most of those single moms at the food bank look similar to her except they have bleach blonde hair.[]

[neptune]

c'mon forn, you know you imagined it

[tasha]

did you imagine it neptune?

[Mandy]

I imagined it... I'm not ashamed to say... big belly sticking out of the water is nothing bad...

[tasha]

I think it sounds cute

[supersize me]

quote:Originally posted by tasha

I think it sounds cute

it does ... except the stretched pussy part, that doesn't!

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

Get your ass back to your room... You're grounded...

[supersize me]

quote:Originally posted by Mandy

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

Get your ass back to your room... You're grounded...

where do you think my computer is genious?? [:p][:p]

[Mandy]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me
where do you think my computer is genious?? [:p][:p]

Grounded does not mean you get to play on your computer... I'm cutting off your internet...

[tasha]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

quote:Originally posted by tasha

I think it sounds cute

it does ... except the stretched pussy part, that doesn't!

[:0]  you asshole!

[supersize me]

oh come on ... nobody likes to hear about stretched pussies ... definitely NOT hot!

[]

[tasha]

quote:Originally posted by supersize me

oh come on ... nobody likes to hear about stretched pussies ... definitely NOT hot!

[]

lmao... if you know no one likes to hear about stretched pussies then why did you repeat it.... nerd!

GREAT! And now you have me repeating it too.

[Fornicator]

Pussies stretched, ripped, torn or otherwise blown-out and destroyed are not images I wish to cultivate before going out to the bars and looking for women to penetrate.

[neptune]

Thanks for the visual fornicator.  Blown out?  What is a pussy, a tire?

[Lise]

*cough* Let's get back on track here, shall we?

Sam, I did the birth annoucement thingy for our Christmas cards. I took a picture of what I like and took it to Costco. They have a good package on those announcement cards. If you like, you can actually get them done at the hospital of your choice. Staff will come in and ask if you want your baby picture taken but it's pretty expensive. Still it's an option to consider if you want.

Be careful about the bubble bath. Do not let your belly submerged in hot water. I had to stop taking bubble bath because I did not want to risk anything.

There's no cure for the sleep deprieved. I can remember waking up every 2 hours for the first few weeks. Boy, that was a nightmare. On top of it, I had a very jealous toddler on my arm who wanted in on the action.

Get some Tylenol if you can to help with the pain. Believe me when I say the cramps will come as you breast feed and you'll need the pain relief as your uterus contract back to it's normal size. []

[Fornicator]

That last line almost made me puke in my garbage can.

[neptune]

Fornicator, for your own personal safety, do not enter this thread.

[NSgirl]

quote:Originally posted by Sam

Am trying to make decisions while am still a whale and not a sleep deprived mommy. What do most of you think of xmas cards with a pic of baby instead of both birth announcements and xmas cards? Baby is due mid-October and packages, cards, and all that stuff will be floating up before we know it. Would be nice to have one less task but don't know if the relatives will have reason to be upset if we wait.

After hours of not sleeping (and no company here!) think i need a bubble bath. Fornicator can imagine my giant belly and soon stretched pussy in the tub. [}:)]

This is a good idea BUT do keep in mind by Xmas the baby will already be 2 months old and look quite a bit different,so depending on how close these relatives are and if you want to send newborn pictures vrs up to date recent pictures,is totally a personal choice but do what ever is the easiest for you! By the way Walmart is the way to go for photos, way cheaper then most other places and you can have the pictures done more frequently then![]  You should check to see if your relatives are on email, get a digital camera and voila baby shots at a momet to keep all the distant realtives happy. My neice always sends out photos to everyone via email, she takes them and can have them sent out the same day if she wants. Something your husband can do, assign him that job,one less thing for you to worry about!![]

[tasha]

quote:Originally posted by Lise

*cough* Let's get back on track here, shall we?

Sam, I did the birth annoucement thingy for our Christmas cards. I took a picture of what I like and took it to Costco. They have a good package on those announcement cards. If you like, you can actually get them done at the hospital of your choice. Staff will come in and ask if you want your baby picture taken but it's pretty expensive. Still it's an option to consider if you want.

Be careful about the bubble bath. Do not let your belly submerged in hot water. I had to stop taking bubble bath because I did not want to risk anything.

There's no cure for the sleep deprieved. I can remember waking up every 2 hours for the first few weeks. Boy, that was a nightmare. On top of it, I had a very jealous toddler on my arm who wanted in on the action.

Get some Tylenol if you can to help with the pain. Believe me when I say the cramps will come as you breast feed and you'll need the pain relief as your uterus contract back to it's normal size. []

The only pain I had was my engorged nipples. I was sucked raw.

[Fornicator]

Did they ever recover, tasha?

I've known a few women whose nipples were like rawhide years after having children.

Such a tragedy.

I now I will go throw up some more.

[neptune]

Forn, I warned you.

[Fornicator]

quote:Originally posted by neptune

Forn, I warned you.

I know, I know, but it's like watching those jumpers from the World Trade Center. It's wrong and it's horrible and it's humanity at its weakest but I can't turn away.