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neptune
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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2007, 11:52:03 am »
i have, just not on myself! lol
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2007, 11:53:11 am »
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I once masturbated on a girl while she was sleeping and she wasn't too happy when she woke up.


Well that's the difference between guys and girls... most guys find that a turn on to have their girlfriend laying next to them masturbating... most girls find it creepy... My boyfriend thinks its funny... But I never said I fully expect him to satisfy 100% of my needs.. but he sure can get rid of a headach quickly..
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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2007, 11:54:29 am »
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i have, just not on myself! lol


neptune, I thought you were more of a "dolphin" guy...
buzzz...eeeek...weeeekkkeeee...eeeeekkkeeee...buzzzzzzz
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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2007, 11:56:33 am »
She was mostly mad because I got some in her hair.

The thing is, I don't want to settle for having some of my needs met. Exclusive relationships are all about settling, about finding some middle ground that satisfies nobody.

It's like getting a crappy boring job with the government but it offers medical and dental and security--meanwhile it's a death sentence for anybody with some soul.
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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2007, 11:57:46 am »
SHN, thanks for revealing your secret  =) and dolphins are marvelous creatures.
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« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2007, 12:05:36 pm »
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She was mostly mad because I got some in her hair.

The thing is, I don't want to settle for having some of my needs met. Exclusive relationships are all about settling, about finding some middle ground that satisfies nobody.

It's like getting a crappy boring job with the government but it offers medical and dental and security--meanwhile it's a death sentence for anybody with some soul.

I find there is more to life than sex... sex is great and any relationship without it would be like a death sentance to me... but I also like to cuddle and talk and sometimes just lay there and watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch... not something I could do at a strangers place and not something I could do at home with a stranger.. I don't even like my boyfriend's friends knowing exactly which apartment I'm in... I just don't think it's necessary... Not something you can do with a different person every night... and I like knowing that I'll have someone to cuddle with every other weekend or sometimes during the week...
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« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2007, 12:09:07 pm »
mandy = nerd! lol  but well put =)
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« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2007, 12:09:14 pm »
I can understand Mandy and that's why I usually have a girlfriend and then a bunch of other women I engage for sexual purposes.

A LTR is good but it should be part of one's life and not everything in one's life.
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« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2007, 12:12:29 pm »
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I can understand Mandy and that's why I usually have a girlfriend and then a bunch of other women I engage for sexual purposes.

A LTR is good but it should be part of one's life and not everything in one's life.


Well I don't like to share my boyfriend and it wouldn't be right for him to have to share me and me keep him all to myself... I'm not interested in being that much of a bitch to the guy I love...
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« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2007, 12:13:52 pm »
Different strokes for different folks--or in your case the same strokes every time [Wink]
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« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2007, 12:14:33 pm »
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Different strokes for different folks--or in your case the same strokes every time [Wink]


Yeah but I'll take love over random sex with girls unknown anyday...
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« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2007, 12:14:58 pm »
I'll take both.
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« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2007, 12:15:14 pm »
mandy, i know some!  lol  let me know...
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« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2007, 12:21:26 pm »
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I'll take both.

I personally don't think you can truly love someone when you're so selfish.
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« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2007, 12:23:40 pm »
Exclusivity is selfish.

Allowing yourself and your partner to do as they please is the ultimate in unselfish behaviour.

Too many couples act as though they own one another.
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« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2007, 12:36:40 pm »
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Exclusivity is selfish.

Allowing yourself and your partner to do as they please is the ultimate in unselfish behaviour.

Too many couples act as though they own one another.


Like I said... he's happy being greedy and I'm happy being greedy... Some things are just not meant to be shared... Like underwear...
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« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2007, 12:44:14 pm »
I totally agree with Mandy on this one, however, having said that, I can only imagine how amazing she would be in bed...

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« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2007, 12:52:29 pm »
i like kittens
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« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2007, 12:52:37 pm »
While I have no doubt she'd be amazing in bed, I bet she'd be even better on the kitchen table.
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« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2007, 12:57:19 pm »
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While I have no doubt she'd be amazing in bed, I bet she'd be even better on the kitchen table.


LOL!!!
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« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2007, 12:59:33 pm »
Actually... you guys are going a little overboard... I make a mess in my bed all the time and the kitchen table is not very sturdy... and it starts to hurt quickly anywhere that's touching the table... easier to move around and be comfortable on a bed...
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« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2007, 01:00:17 pm »
Ralph Klein is an asshole.
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« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2007, 01:00:44 pm »
You should take a spin on my rotating bed...while your spinning on me....
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« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2007, 01:01:16 pm »
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You should take a spin on my rotating bed...while your spinning on me....

No thanks... I get motion sickness.. and I don't like cheep cologne
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« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2007, 01:01:17 pm »
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You should take a spin on my rotating bed...while your spinning on me....


LMAO .... worst .... line .... EVER!
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