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Fornicator
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« on: September 18, 2007, 11:00:41 am »
Despite rumours on DV to the contrary, and Marlboro Man's belief they may be true, I have not slept with Mandy.

That doesn't mean I will cease my attempts to charm the pants off her, simply that, as of this moment, it remains a work in progress....
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neptune
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2007, 11:08:44 am »
forn, it won't happen.  move on buddy =)
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2007, 11:12:16 am »
I will continue making an honest effort until I see no further reason to hold onto the possibility of having intercourse.

I don't know that I'm even all that interested in Mandy herself (although she is a lovely girl) but it's the challenge that is driving me crazy.

How can a woman flirt with so many guys and never put out![Wink]
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neptune
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2007, 11:17:24 am »
she does put out, with her boyfriend.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2007, 11:18:05 am »
So she says....[Wink]
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2007, 11:20:53 am »
"How can a woman flirt with so many guys" <<< and i thought you understood girls ...
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2007, 11:22:08 am »
I don't follow, Gregg.

Most women typically have a stable of fellows they frequent.
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2007, 11:25:32 am »
You all are my stable of fellows... and my boyfriend is hung like a horse so why would I go anywhere else to get laid... I'm just here to frustrate the pants off you forny...
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2007, 11:26:19 am »
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Originally posted by Mandy

You all are my stable of fellows... and my boyfriend is hung like a horse so why would I go anywhere else to get laid... I'm just here to frustrate the pants off you forny...


My pants are already off and I'm ready and waiting....
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2007, 11:28:04 am »
Well that was way too easy... And I don't flirt with you guys as much as you might think... I flirt with Monique and ms.pit and SHN and tasha... I have a man... I don't have a woman...
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2007, 11:28:10 am »
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Originally posted by neptune

she does put out, with her boyfriend.


Neptune, you are a nice guy![Wink] I never hear you say nasty things about any of the girls on here[Smiley] I am sure mandy is happy she has you to defend her when needed!

by the way did you ever go out with that girl you had the hots for?
the one you were going to take to the boathouse![8D]
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2007, 11:29:42 am »
why dont you just have sex with a horse instead? lol

its like people eating 'exotic' meats that taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken?
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2007, 11:31:46 am »
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Originally posted by Mandy

Well that was way too easy... And I don't flirt with you guys as much as you might think... I flirt with Monique and ms.pit and SHN and tasha... I have a man... I don't have a woman...


I can get you a hot woman (or three), if you'll join us.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2007, 11:33:08 am »
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Originally posted by tuesday

why dont you just have sex with a horse instead? lol

its like people eating 'exotic' meats that taste like chicken, why not just eat chicken?

Harsh... and you were my favorite day of the week here too... I always thought wednesday was the bitchy one... [V] Oh well... I'm over it [Cheesy]
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2007, 11:35:35 am »
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I can get you a hot woman (or three), if you'll join us.

No I have a boyfriend... I'm not interested in cheating on him with you or a woman (or three)... I don't like to fix things if they don't need fixing... I don't like to f*** around with things that aren't busted... I'm happy with my boyfriend... Get it?
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2007, 11:37:18 am »
except that one night with me mandy.  remember?
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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2007, 11:38:33 am »
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Originally posted by Mandy

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator


I can get you a hot woman (or three), if you'll join us.

No I have a boyfriend... I'm not interested in cheating on him with you or a woman (or three)... I don't like to fix things if they don't need fixing... I don't like to f*** around with things that aren't busted... I'm happy with my boyfriend... Get it?


I get it often and with much variety, the way Nature intended. I'm sure you're happy with the boyfriend but you never consider swinging on the side? I've been in several LTR and I've always had other women for sex.
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2007, 11:39:15 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Mandy

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator


I can get you a hot woman (or three), if you'll join us.

No I have a boyfriend... I'm not interested in cheating on him with you or a woman (or three)... I don't like to fix things if they don't need fixing... I don't like to f*** around with things that aren't busted... I'm happy with my boyfriend... Get it?


Forni will never understand how one person can be happy with only one other person... the word "manslut" comes quickly to mind...
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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2007, 11:40:44 am »
LOL Neptune... I'll always remember the night you got excited telling me your dreams on msn... [Tongue]

Fornicator... I can't be a swinger... I have a conscience and I don't want to share my boyfriend... I like being greedy... and I'm pretty sure he doesn't wanna share me... not even with another girl... we've had that discussion already...
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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2007, 11:43:42 am »
I simply believe it's impossible that one person is capable of satisfying 100% of your desires and that it is unfair to expect them to.
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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2007, 11:44:30 am »
mandy, you puss! LOL
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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2007, 11:49:07 am »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

I simply believe it's impossible that one person is capable of satisfying 100% of your desires and that it is unfair to expect them to.


I usually just masturbate if he's not around.. or sleeping..
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2007, 11:50:37 am »
mandy:  bzzzzz.  ever try the rabbit?
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Fornicator
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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2007, 11:50:54 am »
I once masturbated on a girl while she was sleeping and she wasn't too happy when she woke up.
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2007, 11:51:21 am »
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Originally posted by neptune

mandy:  bzzzzz.  ever try the rabbit?


sounds like someone has...

lol
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