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Fornicator
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« on: September 12, 2007, 04:31:50 pm »
Went to the bar last night and went back to this hot chick's place and we were sitting on her chesterfield and I slowly ran my hand up her leg and touched much thigh and she parted her legs accordingly.

But then nothing happened. She said she was tired and had work in the morning and needed to go to sleep. So she threw me a pillow and a blanket and told me to sleep on the chesterfield.

WTF?

I'm worried my mojo might be gone because nothing like that has ever happened to me before. I've also had no play yet today.

I'm hoping my days of fornicating aren't finished.[Sad]
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purelife
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2007, 04:39:20 pm »
Mojo failed you?  Damn, I thought that you were talking about Mojo mojo...y'know, chocolate milk. [Tongue]
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wednesday
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2007, 04:39:45 pm »
i hope you left right away and didnt actually sleep at her place. that would be kinda sad.
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purelife
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2007, 04:40:21 pm »
anyways, LOL.  Ah, the sound of rejection.  Wink
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Monique
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2007, 04:41:14 pm »
You must be losing your touch, that happens with age, looks like you may have to settle down with the next person who wants you. [Wink]
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Mandy
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I like stuff..
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2007, 04:41:30 pm »
LOL fornicator are you looking for sympathy?
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Fornicator
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2007, 04:42:37 pm »
Maybe her being pregnant had something to do with it?
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Mandy
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2007, 04:43:20 pm »
Well did you sleep on her couch or not? Did she feed you lucky charms for breakfast?
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Monique
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2007, 04:44:00 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Maybe her being pregnant had something to do with it?

I'm guessing you're not the father, hit on anything with two legs and a hole... ok sometimes four legs. [Cheesy]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2007, 04:44:09 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Mandy

Well did you sleep on her couch or not? Did she feed you lucky charms for breakfast?


No, I left and took a walk along the river, crying a bit now and then.
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Jesus
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2007, 04:44:14 pm »
maybe it was a sign. REPENT!
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purelife
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2007, 04:44:34 pm »
Maybe her boyfriend called?
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Fornicator
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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2007, 04:45:30 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Maybe her being pregnant had something to do with it?

I'm guessing you're not the father, hit on anything with two legs and a hole... ok sometimes four legs. [Cheesy]


I'm not the father. But damn, she had these awesome big pregger tits.
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Monique
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2007, 04:46:01 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Maybe her being pregnant had something to do with it?

I'm guessing you're not the father, hit on anything with two legs and a hole... ok sometimes four legs. [Cheesy]


I'm not the father. But damn, she had these awesome big pregger tits.

You are one sick puppy. lol
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Fornicator
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2007, 04:47:14 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Maybe her being pregnant had something to do with it?

I'm guessing you're not the father, hit on anything with two legs and a hole... ok sometimes four legs. [Cheesy]


I'm not the father. But damn, she had these awesome big pregger tits.

You are one sick puppy. lol


Pregnant chicks need some loving too.
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Monique
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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2007, 04:49:24 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Maybe her being pregnant had something to do with it?

I'm guessing you're not the father, hit on anything with two legs and a hole... ok sometimes four legs. [Cheesy]


I'm not the father. But damn, she had these awesome big pregger tits.

You are one sick puppy. lol


Pregnant chicks need some loving too.

Their pregnant because of the loving. I'm sure the guy who got her pregnant can give her loving, you don't have to be involved in everyones sex lives. [Wink]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2007, 04:55:24 pm »
The guy who got her pregnant isn't in the picture. Apparently, he plays football for some CFL team and he picked her up at a bar.

I thought it would be an easy lay.
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2007, 04:57:55 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Went to the bar last night and went back to this hot chick's place and we were sitting on her chesterfield and I slowly ran my hand up her leg and touched much thigh and she parted her legs accordingly.

But then nothing happened. She said she was tired and had work in the morning and needed to go to sleep. So she threw me a pillow and a blanket and told me to sleep on the chesterfield.

WTF?

I'm worried my mojo might be gone because nothing like that has ever happened to me before. I've also had no play yet today.

I'm hoping my days of fornicating aren't finished.[Sad]


Don't worry most love shops sell rubber mojos now.[:p]
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Monique
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2007, 05:03:15 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

The guy who got her pregnant isn't in the picture. Apparently, he plays football for some CFL team and he picked her up at a bar.

I thought it would be an easy lay.

I guess you didn't catch her in the right trimester, there is an open window where some women get really horny. Best to keep away from these types, they are looking for a father now. [Sad]
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2007, 05:23:10 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

The guy who got her pregnant isn't in the picture. Apparently, he plays football for some CFL team and he picked her up at a bar.

I thought it would be an easy lay.

I guess you didn't catch her in the right trimester, there is an open window where some women get really horny. Best to keep away from these types, they are looking for a father now. [Sad]


Run if you get called"daddy".[:0]
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supersize me
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2007, 05:50:29 pm »
well .... you can always go for a hooker. You said you don't mind paying for professional head ...
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2007, 05:57:23 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by supersize me

well .... you can always go for a hooker. You said you don't mind paying for professional head ...


Brian Mulrooney does the same gig for Sam and Gord.[Smiley]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2007, 06:37:25 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by supersize me

well .... you can always go for a hooker. You said you don't mind paying for professional head ...


No one does it like the pros.
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2007, 07:02:02 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

quote:
Originally posted by supersize me

well .... you can always go for a hooker. You said you don't mind paying for professional head ...


No one does it like the pros.


Put on your helmet and latex suit and get ready to race then.[Smiley]
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sid
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« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2007, 11:22:25 pm »
do you think maybe that she just didn't want to pay for a cab home?
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