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NSgirl
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« on: September 11, 2007, 02:14:07 pm »
PLEASE feel free to add a line or two,must be post related but pure fantasy is encouraged! Have Fun!   Last post was a typo[:I]


Once upon a time
in a world called "discover" there lived many hard working folk except for the spoiled rich princess girls.
One day one of these rugged horse riding men rode into town to kick some ass,when all of a sudden he was attacked by a bunch of homosexuals flinging around saw blades he was wounded by one that caught him in the eyeHe immediately rushed to the emergency ward hoping for some instant assistance only to be held up by some women in front of him with a foreign object sticking out of her ass She was obviously in quite discomfort,but she was accompanied by her good pal Forny,who gratiously offered to give her something later to take her mind off the pain After waiting 3 hours for assistance ,this rugged REAL MAN left and went to slave his butt off doing a real job as he didn't want to appear to be some sort of pansy
Mean while in the world of "discover".......
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« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2007, 02:22:29 pm »
George Bush and all the other people of "discover"world are trying to figure out who the real terrorist are! Can we save the poor innocent sitting ducks from another terrorist attack?Huh
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Mariachi
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2007, 02:23:29 pm »
We're going to need a pic of NSGirl.

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NSgirl
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2007, 02:24:40 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Mariachi

We're going to need a pic of NSGirl.

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This Author prefers to remain annonymous[Cheesy]
I'm thinking of my next chapter! I need concentration now[Wink]
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Mariachi
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2007, 02:27:16 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

quote:
Originally posted by Mariachi

We're going to need a pic of NSGirl.

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This Author prefers to remain annonymous[Cheesy]
I'm thinking of my next chapter! I need concentration now[Wink]


A good author gives what her readers want. We want a pic. [Cool]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2007, 02:27:44 pm »
George was so busy tring to figure out how to prevent another terrorist attack that he could not remember "how long it had been since he had gone without having sex" [:0].....
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Mariachi
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2007, 02:28:36 pm »
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Originally posted by NSgirl

George was so busy tring to figure out how to prevent another terrorist attack that he could not remember "how long it had been since he had gone without having sex" [:0].....



That's not a pic of NSgirl.[Sad!]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2007, 02:30:33 pm »
He relised this is like Deje vu[:0] I was just thinking this very thing the other day! I will need to call up my good friend Forny and ask him for some good advice on how to hook up with my nieces preschool teacher[:p]
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2007, 02:32:35 pm »
Just then he was interrupted by Mariachi asking him to do a press release. he said not now Mariachi can't you see I am trying to save the world of "discover"[Sad!]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2007, 02:39:49 pm »
Monique was busy talking to Forny at the time she was sure he was just all talk  and no action but Homo Dave exclaimed thats not true [Sad!] just yesterday forny was hitting on me,but I was too busy giving it to Marbourough man I did not have time to respond and besides he is not my type[xx(] Monique was not quite convince that this was the case[}:)]....
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Mariachi
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« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2007, 02:40:46 pm »
fail[xx(]
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Monique
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« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2007, 02:42:53 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

Monique was busy talking to Forny at the time she was sure he was just all talk  and no action but Homo Dave exclaimed thats not true [Sad!] just yesterday forny was hitting on me,but I was too busy giving it to Marbourough man I did not have time to respond and besides he is not my type[xx(] Monique was not quite convince that this was the case[}:)]....

You were busy giving what to Marbourough man? [Wink]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2007, 02:48:14 pm »
Things started getting ugly in the world of "discover" violence was breaking out all over[Sad!] mariachi and homo dave were going at it like cats and dogs[:0]Monique was getting quite concerned!
She was debating to call marbourough man or not to get to the truth of the matter[^]
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Mariachi
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2007, 02:49:35 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

Things started getting ugly in the world of "discover" violence was breaking out all over[Sad!] mariachi and homo dave were going at it like cats and dogs[:0]Monique was getting quite concerned!
She was debating to call marbourough man or not to get to the truth of the matter[^]


ahem, I believe it's "Marlboro Man".
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« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2007, 02:50:15 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Mariachi

quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

Things started getting ugly in the world of "discover" violence was breaking out all over[Sad!] mariachi and homo dave were going at it like cats and dogs[:0]Monique was getting quite concerned!
She was debating to call marbourough man or not to get to the truth of the matter[^]


ahem, I believe it's "Marlboro Man".

what ever[Cheesy]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2007, 02:51:49 pm »
WYK was listening to her clock tick away tick tock tick tock..
Awaiting impending DOOM! God can anyone SAVE us[?][?]
What will happen to the world of "discover" OMG the suspence is killing me!!!![:0][:0][:0]
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TRON CAMELTOE
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2007, 02:55:19 pm »
And suddenly out of nowhere, TRON entered the scene, wearing his most impressive glow-in-the-dark spandex outfit. He kneeled down at the rugged *REAL MAN's feet and offered his heart and soul in marriage, "Real Man, marry me!"  

But *REAL MAN was so cruel, looking down at TRON with cold and calculating eyes. "I despise glow-in-the-dark queers." His rough voice grumbled threateningly, "Stay away from me you pansy or else I'll kick your ass so hard both your cameltoes will shrivel up dry and dead for all eternity."  And with that, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette to smoke. Looking out into the horizon, he stepped over TRON and continued on his way, disregarding him as one would disregard the lowest form of bug.

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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2007, 02:55:25 pm »
Monique is quite concerned about all this in house fighting she is asking everyone for a group HUG[^] Every thing will be o.k don't panick[Smiley]
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Mariachi
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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2007, 02:57:48 pm »
Just be careful on the group hug, girls -- Homo Dave might try and grab you, if you know what I mean! [:0]
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Monique
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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2007, 02:57:51 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by NSgirl

Monique is quite concerned about all this in house fighting she is asking everyone for a group HUG[^] Every thing will be o.k don't panick[Smiley]

Fornicator takes advantage of this group hug and tries to make another one of his orgys. Monique will have none of it and storms off with her goody bag supplied by generous Fornicator. [Cheesy]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2007, 02:58:16 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by TRON CAMELTOE

And suddenly out of nowhere, TRON entered the scene, wearing his most impressive glow-in-the-dark spandex outfit. He kneeled down at the rugged *REAL MAN's feet and offered his heart and soul in marriage, "Real Man, marry me!"  

But *REAL MAN was so cruel, looking down at TRON with cold and calculating eyes. "I despise glow-in-the-dark queers." His rough voice grumbled threateningly, "Stay away from me you pansy or else I'll kick your ass so hard both your cameltoes will shrivel up dry and dead for all eternity."  And with that, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a cigarette to smoke. Looking out into the horizon, he stepped over TRON and continued on his way, disregarding him as one would disregard the lowest form of bug.

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*name has been altered to protect the true handle identity of the poster portrayed

Clap clap clap[Cheesy]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2007, 03:06:12 pm »
Just about this time Mariachi relised he had not eaten all day,so he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of edible chocolate flavoured panties! YUMMY my favorite, he was just about to bite into them when Monique said "hey those are mine you fool" "By the way, that is not real chocolate [Wink]"then Tron Cameltoe said"are you sure those are yours?" "They look like my panties!" I recognise the little dentation marks in them" And again the fighting started!!![:0]
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Mariachi
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« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2007, 03:10:00 pm »
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Originally posted by NSgirl

Just about this time Mariachi relised he had not eaten all day,so he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of edible chocolate flavoured panties! YUMMY my favorite, he was just about to bite into them when Monique said "hey those are mine you fool" "By the way, that is not real chocolate [Wink]"then Tron Cameltoe said"are you sure those are yours?" "They look like my panties!" I recognise the little dentation marks in them" And again the fighting started!!![:0]


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« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2007, 03:10:55 pm »
Monique rips the undies off Mariachi and shoves then into Tron Cameltoes mouth and ties to choke him with the chocolate undies. Monique then kicks Mariachi and Tron Cameltoe in the nuts and stomps off.
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« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2007, 03:12:23 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Monique

Monique rips the undies off Mariachi and shoves then into Tron Cameltoes mouth and ties to choke him with the chocolate undies. Monique then kicks Mariachi and Tron Cameltoe in the nuts and stops off.


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