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ANGST all odds
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« on: September 03, 2007, 11:23:36 pm »
Our FIRST subject, fittingly is the Woman who takes great pride in the fact she uses only (1)? square of TP to wipe. Which leaves me to believe  that this, combined with what I'm sure is one of those specialized Hollywood-type diets for Celebrities.
I'm talking, of course about Cougar/Songstress: Sheryl Crow.
I imagine her farts to smell like a combination of stale Bud (BC grade of course) & rotted - some sort of Vegan dish.
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lou-Sepher
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2007, 11:34:36 pm »
Riiiiiight..
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ANGST all odds
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« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2007, 12:02:36 am »
our next Celebrity used to be known for her "phat booty"
But is NOW known for her FAT booty.
This former Pop-Queen-turned Trailer Trash, now calls Dairy Queen her favorite venue to play in.
Give it up for - Britney Spears!
HER farts would smell like 6 month old Brazier burger, left out in the hot sun, & pungent Bon-bons.
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2007, 12:07:25 am »
I thought celebrities sh- didnt stink.[:p]
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ANGST all odds
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« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2007, 12:14:00 am »
Dude. Seriously now.
You've finally even got ME scared.
You really, REALLY should seek help. That chick who offers to call someone for you? - you really should take her up on it.
I've seen ALOT of psychos out there, but YOU are out of bounds.
I've never even HEARD of anyone who obsesses about womens sh- as much as you. At first, I just thought you were the average nut, but ALL the posts you make about the SAME DAMN THING!  
I can ONLY qualify this behavior as someone who has completely lost touch with reality.

Please - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - SEEK HELP!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2007, 11:52:12 am »
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Originally posted by ANGST all odds

Dude. Seriously now.
You've finally even got ME scared.
You really, REALLY should seek help. That chick who offers to call someone for you? - you really should take her up on it.
I've seen ALOT of psychos out there, but YOU are out of bounds.
I've never even HEARD of anyone who obsesses about womens sh- as much as you. At first, I just thought you were the average nut, but ALL the posts you make about the SAME DAMN THING!  
I can ONLY qualify this behavior as someone who has completely lost touch with reality.

Please - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - SEEK HELP!!!


I'm not the one posting sh-ty threads now am I?[Smiley]
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« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2007, 01:11:47 pm »
Our NEXT star in our Celebrity Cavalcade of sh-ters, is a young lady
who spends as much time GETTING in sh-, as she does TAKING one.
Ladies & Gentlemen - I give you Lindsay Lohan.
I imagine her farts to smell like rotted Steak (Coz she's still young enough to be able to eat anything, cause of her high Metabolism - lucky Bitch!) & stale salad.
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2007, 02:31:38 pm »
Next, is our own national treasure.
Canada's perpetual brat. Avril Lavigne.
THIS Bitch's farts would smell like bad Beef & expired Mayo.
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2007, 03:31:27 pm »
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Originally posted by ANGST all odds

Our FIRST subject, fittingly is the Woman who takes great pride in the fact she uses only (1)? square of TP to wipe. Which leaves me to believe  that this, combined with what I'm sure is one of those specialized Hollywood-type diets for Celebrities.
I'm talking, of course about Cougar/Songstress: Sheryl Crow.
I imagine her farts to smell like a combination of stale Bud (BC grade of course) & rotted - some sort of Vegan dish.


I imagine her farts smell like her hands from only using one square of toilet paper.[V]
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« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2007, 04:07:04 pm »
I'm starting to think ANGST all odds really does love it when women fart, and in fact encourages them to fart right on his face so he can deeply inhale their pungent gassy smells.  Wow, didn't know you were such a freaky kink ANGST all odds.  [:p]
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« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2007, 04:24:06 pm »
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Originally posted by wyk

I'm starting to think ANGST all odds really does love it when women fart, and in fact encourages them to fart right on his face so he can deeply inhale their pungent gassy smells.  Wow, didn't know you were such a freaky kink ANGST all odds.  [:p]


If he wants i'll swill beer allnight and eat chilly and fart on his face that should rehabilitate him.[:p]
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« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2007, 04:26:14 pm »
roflpmsl..i'm sure ANGST all odds would love that. [:X]
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« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2007, 04:28:10 pm »
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Originally posted by wyk

roflpmsl..i'm sure ANGST all odds would love that. [:X]


I hope he's not into poop hole licking too.[B)]
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« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2007, 04:57:54 pm »
lol, not a fan of salad tossing are ya RK? [:X]
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2007, 04:59:27 pm »
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lol, not a fan of salad tossing are ya RK? [:X]


Not unless its a gal doing it.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2007, 09:26:17 pm »
Our next Female Flatulator(s) is actually a trio of musicians from th' good ol' south.
The Dixie Chicks raised quite a stink when they voiced their protestations to the war, but ultimately got the last word in, with their multi-million selling Shut-up & sing disc.
I imagine their combined farts - smelling in 3-part harmony to be a mix of: rotted bean & cheese, with just a TOUCH of bad feet.
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« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2007, 11:45:07 am »
Our next Farting Femme, is a chick I know absolutely NOTHING about.
I just see posters of her latest TV series at Sky Strain stations everywhere, & because she is so visible, she is fair fodder.
If you've been on the Sky Strain lately, you know I'm talking about
Actress - Holly Hunter.
In her picture, she looks like she just farted & I imagine it to smell like 3-month old stale Onions & sweaty armpit.
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« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2007, 04:58:22 am »
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Originally posted by ANGST all odds

Our next Female Flatulator(s) is actually a trio of musicians from th' good ol' south.
The Dixie Chicks raised quite a stink when they voiced their protestations to the war, but ultimately got the last word in, with their multi-million selling Shut-up & sing disc.
I imagine their combined farts - smelling in 3-part harmony to be a mix of: rotted bean & cheese, with just a TOUCH of bad feet.


I'm sure youve mixed them up with Toby Keith.[xx(]
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« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2007, 01:11:53 pm »
Well, since she was obviously at the center of the Furor between arrested (Literally) Adolescents, Tommy Lee & Kid Rock -
Let's pick on Pamela Lee.
HER farts smell like conflicting semen, from the various studs she sluts with, & stale Beef Jerky.
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Ralph Klein
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« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2007, 01:16:09 pm »
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Originally posted by ANGST all odds

Well, since she was obviously at the center of the Furor between arrested (Literally) Adolescents, Tommy Lee & Kid Rock -
Let's pick on Pamela Lee.
HER farts smell like conflicting semen, from the various studs she sluts with, & stale Beef Jerky.


And B.C fruit.[Smiley]
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NSgirl
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« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2007, 01:17:56 pm »
God now i have to add Pamela to my story,some one help me here!
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« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2007, 01:26:48 pm »
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Originally posted by NSgirl

God now i have to add Pamela to my story,some one help me here!
We slapped her around and she went to the cops to report us and did the entire force.[Smiley]And now has an odor of pork and beens and Tim Hortons doughnuts comming from her gas hole.[Smiley]
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« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2007, 06:57:36 pm »
Today's farter is a local BC girl.
With her phony-everyday so-cheerful-you-just-wanna-push-her-off-a-cliff personna accompanying her Weather reports, I'm talking about Tamara Taggert.
 - With her recent preggers, her farts would smell of rotten fish & expired ham.
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« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2007, 08:07:03 pm »
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Originally posted by ANGST all odds

Today's farter is a local BC girl.
With her phony-everyday so-cheerful-you-just-wanna-push-her-off-a-cliff personna accompanying her Weather reports, I'm talking about Tamara Taggert.
 - With her recent preggers, her farts would smell of rotten fish & expired ham.


And the scent of foot odor from wearing flip flops.[Cheesy]
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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2007, 08:12:38 pm »
Angst all odds you may want to watch my baby lover video....there is lots of farting in it!lol
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