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Zekko
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« on: August 30, 2007, 04:31:41 pm »
There is a girl I met today who I just want to f-f-fhfhfh-uck so badly. Yes, she is a Greek and beady eyed, but not too ugly in the face for a Greek, and actually has more Indian features (mee likee Indian very much)

SO I WROTE THIS NICE SONG FOR HER TO WIN HER COOCH.

Aristea!!!....

Aristea!!!...

You're skinny and you're Greek and you look like a beetle,
I can't wait to stick you with my pink porky needle!

Aristea...

you dopey little c-word, be mine!

I KNOW SHE WILL JUST LOVE IT.
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thursday
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 04:32:30 pm »
pics?
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Fuzzy Wumpkins
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 04:37:19 pm »
The kid's got the goods.
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gimmeabreak
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 04:38:26 pm »
is it on the tune of Cecilia ?
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Fornicator
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 04:38:32 pm »
If she's Greek, that's more affection than she'll be used to.
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Zekko
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2007, 04:48:34 pm »
well now.... let me see... she looks very close to this but not so puffy.
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purelife
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 04:49:21 pm »
hey, watch my big fat greek wedding.  you guys are rly readey
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Zekko
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 04:51:33 pm »
i saw that film.

i wouldn't come near that fat pig with a barge pole.
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purelife
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 04:54:05 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Zekko

i saw that film.

i wouldn't come near that fat pig with a barge pole.

hey, dat's mean!  phat is hawt...look at baby phat!
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Zekko
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 05:02:52 pm »
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Originally posted by purelife

hey, dat's mean!  phat is hawt...look at baby phat!


I'm sorry Miss, maybe you don't know me. My name is Zekko. I am very mean. It's my business. My stock in trade, if you will.

Yet I feel no need to be mean to you....                    ....yet.

(I don't think you have the same power as Lise.)
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purelife
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 05:04:50 pm »
give me your best blow...er, i mean shot. Wink
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M Grenade
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 05:09:57 pm »
I thought that movie was great!
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Fuzzy Wumpkins
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 05:11:49 pm »
*hands PL a shot of rum and blows in her ear*
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purelife
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 05:17:16 pm »
mind if i add some vanilla extract to that rum?  i hear v extract makes it taste better.  

ok, i'm ready.  blow me.
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Fuzzy Wumpkins
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 05:19:05 pm »
*wishing this thread had a glory hole*
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Mandy
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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2007, 05:20:17 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Fuzzy Wumpkins

*wishing this thread had a glory hole*
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Fuzzy Wumpkins
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2007, 05:21:13 pm »
OMFG WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO!?!?!?
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Mandy
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2007, 05:22:24 pm »
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Originally posted by Fuzzy Wumpkins

OMFG WHO DIVIDED BY ZERO!?!?!?
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purelife
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2007, 05:23:14 pm »
glory holes are so overrated.  i prefer teh milky way. Wink
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Mandy
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2007, 05:24:35 pm »
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Originally posted by purelife

glory holes are so overrated.  i prefer teh milky way. Wink
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Mandy
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2007, 05:25:12 pm »
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Monique
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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 05:26:02 pm »
What the hell is that Mandy? lol Devils sperm.
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Mandy
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 05:29:36 pm »
Well it's obviously an alien ovum being fertilized by alien sperms... 8 or 9 of them..
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purelife
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2007, 05:31:40 pm »
hmm, how come you pics don't show up on my screen... omg, has my computer been possessed?
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Mandy
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2007, 05:32:27 pm »
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Originally posted by purelife

hmm, how come you pics don't show up on my screen... omg, has my computer been possessed?
None of them???[Sad][Sad] You're computer doesn't like me???[V][V]
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