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ms.pit
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« Reply #25 on: August 30, 2007, 12:45:26 pm »
teehee...goodmorning dear Monique..in fine form this morning I see! *hugz and nibbles*
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Monique
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« Reply #26 on: August 30, 2007, 12:53:07 pm »
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Originally posted by ms.pit

teehee...goodmorning dear Monique..in fine form this morning I see! *hugz and nibbles*

Good morning Lady. [Cheesy] Nibbles hey. [:I]
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Carrie
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« Reply #27 on: August 30, 2007, 12:55:38 pm »
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Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse#13;#10;
I don't think Fornicator is human.#13;#10;I think he's really a cyborg sex machine from the future.#13;#10;Like "Gigolo Joe" (played by Jude Law) in the movie A.I.#13;#10;#13;#10;quoting Gigolog Joe: "I know ALL about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike and, after they've met me, no two are ever the same."#13;#10;
Haha! He definitely isn't human...an android of some kind, sent to study women, intimately.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #28 on: August 30, 2007, 12:59:40 pm »
I have been sent here to help the chronically sexually frustrated women of planet Earth.

Resistance is futile.

[Wink][Cheesy]
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Carrie
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« Reply #29 on: August 30, 2007, 01:01:38 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator#13;#10;
I have been sent here to help the chronically sexually frustrated women of planet Earth.#13;#10;#13;#10;Resistance is futile.#13;#10;#13;#10;[Wink][Cheesy]#13;#10;
You must have a market share of the condom industry, at least, I hope so. [Wink]
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Mandy
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« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2007, 01:03:31 pm »
quote:
Originally posted by Silent Hill Nurse

I don't think Fornicator is human.
I think he's really a cyborg sex machine from the future.
Like "Gigolo Joe" (played by Jude Law) in the movie A.I.

quoting Gigolog Joe: "I know ALL about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike and, after they've met me, no two are ever the same."
That was a great movie...
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lou-Sepher
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« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2007, 01:05:55 pm »
Is that cats growling i can hear?
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Monique
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« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2007, 01:06:54 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

I have been sent here to help the chronically sexually frustrated women of planet Earth.

Resistance is futile.

[Wink][Cheesy]

You would know about futile.
 Meaning: serving no useful purpose : completely ineffective

[Cheesy]
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Mandy
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« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2007, 01:07:17 pm »
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Originally posted by lou-Sepher

Is that cats growling i can hear?
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lou-Sepher
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« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2007, 01:11:54 pm »
Show off.
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Mandy
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« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2007, 01:14:33 pm »
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Originally posted by lou-Sepher

Show off.
Don't mess with me Lou...
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lou-Sepher
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« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2007, 01:16:02 pm »
You are gonna make me cry Mandy.
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Mandy
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« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2007, 01:17:10 pm »
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Originally posted by lou-Sepher

You are gonna make me cry Mandy.
Suck it up princess!
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lou-Sepher
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« Reply #38 on: August 30, 2007, 01:23:38 pm »
How does he get his teeth so white?
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Mandy
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« Reply #39 on: August 30, 2007, 01:25:31 pm »
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How does he get his teeth so white?
Bone marrow.
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Fornicator
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« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2007, 01:56:08 pm »
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Originally posted by Carrie

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator#13;#10;
I have been sent here to help the chronically sexually frustrated women of planet Earth.#13;#10;#13;#10;Resistance is futile.#13;#10;#13;#10;[Wink][Cheesy]#13;#10;
You must have a market share of the condom industry, at least, I hope so. [Wink]


I go through so many condoms I buy straight from the manufacturer.
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Mandy
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« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2007, 01:58:21 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

I go through so many condoms I buy straight from the manufacturer.
Tell us about the real you now...
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Fornicator
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« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2007, 01:59:48 pm »
I will gladly tell you all over champagne in my heart-shaped jacuzzi, Mandy.
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Mandy
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« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2007, 02:00:35 pm »
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I will gladly tell you all over champagne in my heart-shaped jacuzzi, Mandy.
How bout a tea at star bucks...
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Fornicator
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« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2007, 02:01:14 pm »
With oysters and Spanish Fly on the side?
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supersize me
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« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2007, 02:04:31 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

I will gladly tell you all over champagne in my heart-shaped jacuzzi, Mandy.


LOL ... that wasn't cheezy at all man ... not at all...
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Carrie
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« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2007, 02:04:47 pm »
Fornicator, your outrageous sexual scenarios are making everyone wonder what you are really like, as in, for real! Would we be surprised if we saw you? Or are you really hawt? [Wink]
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Silent Hill Nurse
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« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2007, 02:06:05 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

With oysters and Spanish Fly on the side?


and waffles [:p]
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Silent Hill Nurse
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« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2007, 02:07:10 pm »
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Originally posted by Carrie

Fornicator, your outrageous sexual scenarios are making everyone wonder what you are really like, as in, for real! Would we be surprised if we saw you? Or are you really hawt? [Wink]


He's a cyborg!  Sex cyborg says I!!!
which means, he probably IS quite hawt... heh!
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Mandy
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« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2007, 02:07:42 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

With oysters and Spanish Fly on the side?
How bout a biscotti?

I woulda used Funky Cold Medina rather than spanish fly... that makes you sound like a cheezy old man.
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