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Fornicator
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« on: August 30, 2007, 10:58:05 am »
I was out visiting a buddy in Langley last night and we ditched his old lady and went out for some drinks. The bar was filled with girls in blue jeans and tight white shirts--not the apex of Robson Street fashion but they had good bodies so I didn't really care.

And they were really into us (well, me because he's mostly married).

Maybe it's because I've charmed my way into the pants of sophisticated urbanites and society women from around the world but these girls of the Fraser Valley were like puddy.

We talked, we drank, we danced, we screwed. I had run of the entire bar.

Admittedly, you get a lot more single moms out in the sticks but so long as the kids are with granny and pappy everything is good.

Ended up with a real hottie who works reception in some lame industrial park and went back to her basement suite and did the nasty until this morning when she had to pick her kids up.

I'm not saying I'll be going out for suburban pussy on a regular basis but on occassion it's nice to mix things up a little.
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Mandy
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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2007, 11:04:44 am »
What bar in Langley did you go to?
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2007, 11:07:48 am »
There's not a lot of choice in Langley you must remember the name of the place..
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2007, 11:08:58 am »
gabbys is where you find the moms in jeans .... [xx(]

[Cheesy]
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Mandy
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2007, 11:12:48 am »
quote:
Originally posted by supersize me

gabbys is where you find the moms in jeans .... [xx(]

[Cheesy]
You weren't supposed to tell him that... and I've been to gabbys a few times and there's not usually a lot of "good bodies" there... Even I have the run of the entire bar when I'm there...
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2007, 11:14:55 am »
oh make me gag
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Fornicator
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2007, 11:25:05 am »
I don't know the name of it but it's by Port Kells/Walnut Grove area.

I don't know that area at all--but I had to get on the freeway at 200th to get home.
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Mandy
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2007, 11:29:20 am »
So you went to Jimy Mac's then?
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2007, 11:30:14 am »
quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

I don't know the name of it but it's by Port Kells/Walnut Grove area.

I don't know that area at all--but I had to get on the freeway at 200th to get home.


to get on the highway from the bar or from her place?
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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2007, 11:31:49 am »
Good question Supe.
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Mandy
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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2007, 11:34:28 am »
Come on Fornicator!! We're trying to call your bluff here... Was it Jimy Mac's? Did you get on the freeway at 200th going home or going to her place?
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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 11:35:59 am »
I smell sh-!
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Mandy
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 11:38:24 am »
Me too... the only place I can think of is Jimy Mac's and I don't think there's much there in the way of dancing...
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 11:40:34 am »
i smell it too, pretty strong actually!
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 11:43:18 am »
lol ... of all the stories we call this one bullsh-, which is like the most believable one of all.  [Cheesy][Cheesy]
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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2007, 11:44:50 am »
good detective work Mandy
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Mandy
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2007, 11:45:57 am »
Yes but the problem with that is sure he may have some outrageous stories but now he's talking about where we all hang out... Well were I hang out anyway... And as far as I know Jimy Mac's is the bar he's talking about unless he went to the Boston Pizza... I don't think there's much room for dancing at BP..
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2007, 11:47:11 am »
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Originally posted by neptune

good detective work Mandy
It's not detective work it's just where I go on my weekend without my kids... and when I'm there I usually go out with my boyfriend and some friends to the bars... We usually end up at Gabby's but we go out to other places too...
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2007, 11:47:25 am »
I'm a great believer of Fornicator and his stories.... when I'm not hiding in Uranus.
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2007, 12:21:04 pm »
It was a stand-alone, Tudor-style pub (you know, black and white with some of that McDonald's style brick) and it was karaoke night.

If that sounds like Jimy Mac then that's where it was.

200th was to get on the freeway home. She lives near 88th and 230-something not too far from some golf course.
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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2007, 12:25:54 pm »
I am concerned for this Fornicator fellow. I mean to be walking the earth with such an imagination, a sexual one to boot. These fantasies that he conjures and seems to really believe in, are women of the street safe with such a person walking them. I will be phoning Riverview to see if there is an opening to help this poor fellow.



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« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 12:36:36 pm »
Monique, I can think of one way you could be of great help to me.[Cheesy]
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Monique
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« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 12:39:25 pm »
Oh I'll give you some use monkey boy! [Sad!]
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« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2007, 12:40:08 pm »
I don't think Fornicator is human.
I think he's really a cyborg sex machine from the future.
Like "Gigolo Joe" (played by Jude Law) in the movie A.I.

quoting Gigolog Joe: "I know ALL about women. About as much as there is to know. No two are ever alike and, after they've met me, no two are ever the same."
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« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2007, 12:44:29 pm »
SHN, that is one of the best lines I have ever read.

You have no idea how much I wish I'd though of that one.
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