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« on: November 16, 2011, 07:28:10 am »

Just some silly questions I would like to share. I'll share the answers a little later if you don't get them. And please if you have to cheat and google the answer just keep it to yourself so others can give it a shot. They aren't terribly difficult.

#1 Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April, the second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2011, 07:29:12 am »

#2 There is a clerk at a butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneekers. What does he weigh?
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2011, 07:30:03 am »

#3 Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2011, 07:44:22 am »

#4 How much dirt is there in a hole that meausres two feet by three feet by four feet?
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2011, 07:45:59 am »

#5 What word in the english language is always spelled incorectly?
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2011, 07:46:54 am »

#6 Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2011, 07:47:48 am »

#7 In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2011, 07:50:26 am »

#8 What was the president's name in 1975?
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2011, 07:51:33 am »

#9 If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2011, 12:51:39 pm »

#10 Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2011, 12:53:17 pm »

#11 If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2011, 12:54:16 pm »

#12 you leave home, make three left turns, and when you return home there's a man in a mask. Who is the man?
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2011, 12:56:13 pm »

#13 40+40x0+1=?

a) 1
b) 41
c) 81
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2011, 02:13:56 pm »

Just some silly questions I would like to share. I'll share the answers a little later if you don't get them. And please if you have to cheat and google the answer just keep it to yourself so others can give it a shot. They aren't terribly difficult.

#1 Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April, the second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
April May Fall?
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2011, 02:17:01 pm »

#9 If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
If you're running a race, then you're not in the race.
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2011, 02:18:53 pm »

#13 40+40x0+1=?

a) 1
b) 41
c) 81
41
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2011, 02:56:06 pm »

Just some silly questions I would like to share. I'll share the answers a little later if you don't get them. And please if you have to cheat and google the answer just keep it to yourself so others can give it a shot. They aren't terribly difficult.

#1 Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April, the second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

Johnny
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2011, 02:56:22 pm »

#2 There is a clerk at a butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and wears size 13 sneekers. What does he weigh?

Meat
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2011, 02:56:47 pm »

#3 Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Mt Everest...duh
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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2011, 02:57:27 pm »

#4 How much dirt is there in a hole that meausres two feet by three feet by four feet?

all of it
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2011, 02:58:06 pm »

#5 What word in the english language is always spelled incorectly?

incorrectly
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« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2011, 02:58:30 pm »

#6 Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

He's Australian
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« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2011, 02:59:27 pm »

#10 Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

The yolk is yellow
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« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2011, 02:59:54 pm »

#8 What was the president's name in 1975?
The same as it always was.
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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2011, 03:00:27 pm »

#9 If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

2nd
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