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« on: August 18, 2007, 12:47:52 pm »
Okay, so I'm out getting some coffee and breakfast for me and this girl I took home last night and as I'm walking back I pass this bus stop where there's a hot chick (maybe mid-20s) wearing this white tank top with some sort of pattern on it but no bra.

I had to stop walking and pretend to wait for the bus so I could saddle up next to her and gaze upon her lovely bosom. I stood sort of to right right and just slightly behind her and I got a full shot of heavy breast and rose coloured nipple.

I stood there for several minutes until her bus came and I almost decided to get on with her and keep looking.

Needless to say, I didn't but by the time I got back the coffee and food was cold and the chick from last night was pretty cold too.

I was just minding my own business when this woman had to more or less expose herself to me. Devil women!
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Monique
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« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2007, 12:50:37 pm »
You are such a gentlemen. [Wink]

I'm never wearing that tank top again. [Cheesy]



I know what your going to say and don't even think about it! [Sad!] lol
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« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2007, 12:51:35 pm »
Ooops..... good morning dreamer [Cheesy]
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Fornicator
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2007, 12:54:42 pm »
Monique, had it been you, I'd have gotten on that bus [Wink]

Seriously, though, women who wear tank tops and no bra or anything else underneath must realise that if the wind picks up or from certain angles they're entirely exposed.

I remember a year or two ago walking along Robson near Granville and a woman was carrying a little boy, maybe 4 or 5, and he reached and yanked her tank top down, exposing good breasts but sort of leathery mother teats. I think the little boy knew exactly what he was doing.
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Monique
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« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2007, 01:00:26 pm »
"sort of leathery mother teats." Nice. [xx(]

Well I will admit, that I will miss your creative posts next week. Don't miss me. [Wink]

I will let Mandy and Tasha know to up the dirty talk in my absence. [Cheesy]
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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2007, 01:04:34 pm »
Poor Mandy, she'll have to bear the brunt of my sexual innuendo [Wink]

I won't miss you so long as you post pics of yourself lounging on the beach in bikini [Smiley]

You're sure it's not a nudist camp...
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Monique
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2007, 01:09:32 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

Poor Mandy, she'll have to bear the brunt of my sexual innuendo [Wink]

I won't miss you so long as you post pics of yourself lounging on the beach in bikini [Smiley]

You're sure it's not a nudist camp...

You imagine too much of me, or should I just say you are too kind to think I am bikini material. lol

Mandy can handle herself very well. [Wink]

My kids will be the only ones nude. lol
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2007, 01:15:03 pm »
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Originally posted by Monique

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Originally posted by Fornicator

Poor Mandy, she'll have to bear the brunt of my sexual innuendo [Wink]

I won't miss you so long as you post pics of yourself lounging on the beach in bikini [Smiley]

You're sure it's not a nudist camp...

You imagine too much of me, or should I just say you are too kind to think I am bikini material. lol

Mandy can handle herself very well. [Wink]

My kids will be the only ones nude. lol


I bet Mandy does handle herself very well...

Bikini material? I've never thought you were spandex, although I do think of ways I might stretch or bend you [Wink]
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2007, 01:19:57 pm »
Your gumby I am not! [Cool]

I am more of a tankini girl.

Are you a speedo boy? [Cheesy]
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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2007, 01:25:12 pm »
Actually, Speedos are a superior swimsuit but most the ladies around here disapprove.

At the beach, I'll usually put on something mid-thigh in length.

What I don't get are these guys now who are wearing swimsuits that go below their knees. Pretty soon they'll be wearing full body suits like from the 1920s.

Just shows insecurity if you ask me.

It's only skin, it's all right...

Tankini--I'm assuming that involves some sort of tank top? Hmm, watch out for guys standing to your right and slightly behind you [Wink]
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« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2007, 01:27:30 pm »
"watch out for guys standing to your right and slightly behind you"

Well if that happens then I'll make sure to say hi. [Smiley] [Wink]
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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2007, 01:29:41 pm »
If that's happening, parts of you have already said hi [Wink]
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Monique
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« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2007, 01:32:50 pm »
I said my nipples are always hard and on the large side but I don't recall them being talented enough to wave. [Wink]
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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2007, 01:55:22 pm »
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Originally posted by Monique

I said my nipples are always hard and on the large side but I don't recall them being talented enough to wave. [Wink]


They might not wave but I'm sure they appreciate a nice firm handshake [Wink]
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« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2007, 01:57:03 pm »
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quote:
Originally posted by Monique

I said my nipples are always hard and on the large side but I don't recall them being talented enough to wave. [Wink]


They might not wave but I'm sure they appreciate a nice firm handshake [Wink]

Ouch not too firm. [Sad] [Wink]

I'd say you don't have hands big enough, but who am I kidding. [Cool] lol
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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2007, 01:58:20 pm »
My hands are my poetry, Monique...
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Monique
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2007, 02:04:18 pm »
Once again you leave me speechless, well except for the sound of laughter. [Wink]
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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2007, 02:13:43 pm »
Women are always speechless around me, though usually because of the uncontrollable moans emanating from deep within [Cheesy]
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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2007, 02:17:08 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

Women are always speechless around me, though usually because of the uncontrollable moans emanating from deep within [Cheesy]

Way to get a girl excited at work! [Sad!]

LOL [Wink]
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2007, 02:21:45 pm »
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Originally posted by Monique

quote:
Originally posted by Fornicator

Women are always speechless around me, though usually because of the uncontrollable moans emanating from deep within [Cheesy]

Way to get a girl excited at work! [Sad!]

LOL [Wink]


Your male coworkers will thank me [Smiley]

And perhaps some of your female coworkers too...
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2007, 02:38:42 pm »
I'm all alone today. [Sad] Everyone on holidays in my department, mind you I am enjoying it. [Smiley]
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« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2007, 02:43:08 pm »
Turned on, all alone, enjoying it...hmm...are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Wink]
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« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2007, 02:43:45 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

Turned on, all alone, enjoying it...hmm...are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Wink]

No. [Cool]

LOL [:I] [Wink]
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2007, 02:46:45 pm »
I will think for both of us then [Smiley]

The unstoppable forces of visualization never fail!
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« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2007, 02:53:06 pm »
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Originally posted by Fornicator

I will think for both of us then [Smiley]

The unstoppable forces of visualization never fail!

Are you talking about ass prints on the desk again? lol [Wink]
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