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Fornicator
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« on: June 08, 2010, 07:57:28 am »
Today, I'm prepared to have to do battle with the police.

I plan on going to the beach where I will:

1.) Consume alcohol
2.) Consume marijuana
3.) Consume tobacco
4.) Play loud music
5.) Work on my full-body tan

Given the serious nature of the aforementioned crimes in Vancouver, it is possible I will never be heard from again.
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Monique
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« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2010, 08:19:09 am »
White stickman, please do not work on full body tan. You may burn things.  Shocked
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« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2010, 08:22:41 am »
Quote from: Monique on June 08, 2010, 08:19:09 am
White stickman, please do not work on full body tan. You may burn things.  Shocked

Ha ha, would you prefer my speedo tan lines?
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« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2010, 08:23:39 am »
LOL! Speedo! You don't dare.... do you? YUK.   Lips sealed
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2010, 08:24:41 am »
I have great legs, a good ass and decent pouch.

If you've got it, flaunt it, right?
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2010, 08:29:15 am »
Many people feel they have the right to flaunt and really shouldn't. Wonder what goes on in their minds. Very large people in speedo and bikinis.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2010, 08:32:01 am »
Speedos are making a huge comeback, I kid you not.

Throw in some oily chest hair and gold jewellery and the good old days will be here again.
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« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2010, 08:34:46 am »
Quote from: Fornicator on June 08, 2010, 08:32:01 am
Speedos are making a huge comeback, I kid you not.

Throw in some oily chest hair and gold jewellery and the good old days will be here again.
LOL! I will rob you of your gold jewellery!  Wink
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« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2010, 08:37:19 am »
Quote from: Monique on June 08, 2010, 08:34:46 am
LOL! I will rob you of your gold jewellery!  Wink

Like you robbed me of my innocence?
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« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2010, 08:44:22 am »
THe little shorts-style speedo's arent bad, prefereable to the little ginchy style at any rate, lol!but relly, there's nothing creepier than a guy in speedos, comeback or not....
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« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2010, 08:47:07 am »
^ nah... a guy with a smoking hot body can pull one off. I'd post pictures, but I'm at work.  Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2010, 08:48:34 am »
Quote from: Pinkie on June 08, 2010, 08:44:22 am
THe little shorts-style speedo's arent bad, prefereable to the little ginchy style at any rate, lol!but relly, there's nothing creepier than a guy in speedos, comeback or not....

What about those slings?



Wonder what people would say if you wore that to a public swim?
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2010, 08:53:35 am »
ahhhhhh, my eyes!
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« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2010, 09:57:35 am »
Quote from: Itsy Bitsy on June 08, 2010, 08:47:07 am
^ nah... a guy with a smoking hot body can pull one off. I'd post pictures, but I'm at work.  Tongue

Technicaly, yes, but still, it looks a bit creepy, lol!
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« Reply #14 on: June 08, 2010, 10:01:45 am »
Quote from: Fornicator on June 08, 2010, 08:48:34 am
What about those slings?



Wonder what people would say if you wore that to a public swim?

he is fit but that guy looks just very ugly to me,and that bathing suit is gross. he would look like a dork on the beach IMO
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2010, 10:25:25 am »
Can't decide what shades to wear. I have about a dozen pairs.

At the beach, shades are all important in setting the mood/tone.

I think I'll go with a Ray-Ban but do I go Clubmaster or the Caravan?
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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2010, 10:52:02 am »
Quote from: Fornicator on June 08, 2010, 10:25:25 am
Can't decide what shades to wear. I have about a dozen pairs.

At the beach, shades are all important in setting the mood/tone.

I think I'll go with a Ray-Ban but do I go Clubmaster or the Caravan?




Top pair look gay. Don't wear those.
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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2010, 10:54:19 am »
and the bottom pair looks too army-ish.
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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2010, 11:26:19 am »
Funny how Canadian women seem to think any guy who dresses with a bit of style is gay.



I totally like them.
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2010, 11:29:02 am »
Military?



Maybe if they were more full-on aviators.
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2010, 11:31:27 am »
Anyway, I'm off.

Going to wear my gay man shades.
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« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2010, 12:02:09 pm »


^ military sunglasses

I don't think a guy who dresses with style is gay. Remember I love metrosexual guys. I just don't like tacky trends or flashy crap. I love the way david beckham dresses most of the time. Sometimes he gets too trendy though.
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« Reply #22 on: June 09, 2010, 02:38:06 am »
Just out of jail. Friggin Mexicans attacked this little asian girl and I messed them up--best or worst part they are illegals--fill you in tomorrow or so
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« Reply #23 on: June 13, 2010, 07:44:06 pm »
Quote from: Fornicator on June 08, 2010, 11:31:27 am
Anyway, I'm off.

Going to wear my gay man shades.

You can carry them in your purse.
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« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2010, 04:12:19 pm »
Quote from: Fornicator on June 09, 2010, 02:38:06 am
Just out of jail. Friggin Mexicans attacked this little asian girl and I messed them up--best or worst part they are illegals--fill you in tomorrow or so
Did they like your gay man shades?
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