I Will NEVER Ride on a Bus Again

[Fornicator]

Total nightmare experience. Jam-packed, standing room only, jostled about, nobody but me was even Canadian--it took all my self-control not to rage out and start smashing things and people.

As soon as I managed to get off I popped a few Xanax and felt better but it I will drive or cab it from now on.

[GuardianFlash]

I know what you mean. I hate taking the bus but have no choice.

[Ms.Lewd]

Public transit, whats that??...I would rather lick a razor blade...

[fuzzbrain]

buses felt safer in the 90's, nowadays, not so much anymore

[Superchecker]

Well, you are all welcome on my bus anyday...

Sometimes we are busier than other times... maybe a bus was missing/broke down? Maybe the bus was late due to traffic or weather conditions... Maybe that particular trip is a busy one? Night School? etc... Sometimes if one bus is extra busy, then the next bus is extra quiet?

I would think Forny would have turned the sitaution around and realized that about 60 to 70 percent of the riders were FEMALE? Statistically speaking, more women ride transit than men...

Hope you do transit again, and it's less crowded...

The route I'm doing this week, is only an hourly service (Winter) and rarely has standees mid week... One trip I have nobody at all!

[Superchecker]

buses felt safer in the 90's, nowadays, not so much anymore

MORE Security now... MORE (Transit) Police now... CAMERAS coming soon to whole fleet... RADIO communication on all buses now... MORE cel phones now- you can call 911 or Transit Police yourself... If you don't feel safe- switch seats, tell the driver, switch buses...

[Fornicator]

It was the #25 UBC.

I should say that my mother takes the #351 on occassion and has nothing but positive things to say about it--great seating, air conditioned, reading lights, fast and efficient, etc..

[Itsy Bitsy]

Yeah every route is different, as is every driver. Some are total a-holes, and others are pretty awesome. I love the guys who tell jokes over the PA thing. The skytrain is usually really horrible during rush hour. Really packed with a lot of shovers and people who reach across your face to grab the pole or dry hump you. As a germaphobe who doesn't like random people touching me, I hate public transit. But I don't drive, so I have to use it.

[Fornicator]

I was on the Canada Line during the Olympics and I don't think I've had as much foreplay in my life--asses, tits and even some dude's rod banging and flopping up against me.

The craziest part--and maybe she was into it because she had to know what she was doing--was this Filipina pushing a baby carriage who kept bending over to tend the baby. As a consequence, her ass seriously ground into my cock and if we hadn't been wearing clothes she'd probably need another carriage.

I actually felt pretty bad, even though I was trapped against the wall of the car and couldn't move out of the way if my life depended on it.

Maybe she was just getting her jollies.

[Itsy Bitsy]

I'm always surprised when I see things like that. I just have a lot of difficulty believing that women don't noticed their ass or boobs rubbing up against someone. If they are that numb (which I doubt they are), sex would suck for them.

[yorkcountykid]

wow, i had no idea things got so hot on the buses. that must be a way that a gal lets you know she likes you while making it appear like an accident.

[Fornicator]

I'm always surprised when I see things like that. I just have a lot of difficulty believing that women don't noticed their ass or boobs rubbing up against someone. If they are that numb (which I doubt they are), sex would suck for them.

If a guy did something like that he'd be arrested. Seriously, if we weren't clothed it would have slid in.

[Itsy Bitsy]

Guy do actually do things like that. It's a major problem on public transit in some countries.

[Fornicator]

I know in Japan they now have "women only" cars.

Frankly, if the chick is good looking I don't mind it so much except for the awkwardness of not knowing if she's doing it intentionally or if she thinks it's me doing it etc. etc..

It's also awkward, say, at work if you're at your desk and a chick comes up to see what you're doing and she presses her breasts into you as she leans over your shoulder or the like.

And I can't believe any woman could be that "numb".

[yorkcountykid]

Guy do actually do things like that. It's a major problem on public transit in some countries.

i;'ve had f***s do that to me in grocery stores etc. now, if i even think there is a f*** down an aisle, i just go to that aisle later.

and, what forny says about the breasts happens a lot at the dentist for me.

[Fornicator]

The dentist! Yes, it happens every time I go there. And these women must know what they are doing. When I was a teenager I'd always get a hard-on and never once complained about having to get my cleaned.

Hair salons are another place--the "shampoo girl" always sticks them right in your face and if you're lucky(?) you even get some nipple action.

There are a lot more places where it goes down but I have to stop before I get too hot.

[Fatz McGuinness]

eh i hate riding the buses over here its like a bloody leper colony all the time you get on one

[Monique]

I hate public transit also. I rather sit in traffic in my car listening to music all by myself, my car is a worth expense. Sorry environment but I just can't do transit. 

[Fornicator]

Now, if it was Monique bending over into me on a crowded train....

[Monique]

You would cum.  and what a mess. 

[Fornicator]

I might, if I didn't faint first.

[Monique]

Yes the sight is amazing, something to faint about. 

[Fornicator]

I was thinking more about the smell....

I don't know where that thing's been....

[Fatz McGuinness]

I hate public transit also. I rather sit in traffic in my car listening to music all by myself, my car is a worth expense. Sorry environment but I just can't do transit. 

and you cant buy a donkey to ride to work?

so  selfish

[Nat]

I'm trying to decide right now take the bus, walk or take a taxi to pick up my car from the glass shop.  I had to get a new windshield....