Cell Phone Chick

[Fornicator]

Went and bought a new phone today and chose the store because this super hot chick works there. Unforntunately, when I went in she was servicing somebody else and I had to spend an hour trying to decipher what this Chinese dude who sounded like he had marbles in his mouth was saying.

Finally got it figured and the guy asks me if I wanted a protective case for the phone. I did but I told him I'd think about it.

Anyway, I left the store went and had a pint and them came back and, as I hoped, the super hot chick was available.

She was really cool to talk to and said things like, "Would you like me to put it in for you" so I decided to ask her if I could test out the camera and video on her.

She smiled a big smile and kind of sat up on her stool and leaned forward in the v-neck sweater she was wearing exposing much tit valley and something lacey.

The quality was superb (tits and video) and I told her I could send her one of the pics to see if my email was correctly set up.

She agreed, I did, and I got her email and phone number without even really asking for them, per se.

She smiled and told me to come back if I needed anything else (oh, how I need it) and I thanked her and drove home.

I called her about half an hour ago just before the store closes for the night and asked her if she'd like to grab something to eat or a drink.

She agreed and now I'm off to eat (her) and drink (her) and maybe even get some bonus minutes out of the deal.

I love it when a plan comes together.

[GuardianFlash]

you'e unbelievable. Must be one good looking guy.

[Fornicator]

I look all right, I have good style and I show no fear. That's probably the key. Women can smell fear and it smells like "no" to them.

[Itsy Bitsy]

"I look all right"

^ points for not being full of yourself or delusional. I can't believe how many average or slightly cute people will go around saying "I'm smoking hot. People say I look like.. *random perfect 10 celebrity* " pshhh!

[Fornicator]

I'm not some Brad Pitt looking guy (my closest celebrity being Jason Statham) but I have character and a lot of personality that women are attracted to for whatever reason.

Women just like to be around me and from there it's not too difficult to get them into bed--some of them anyway since I don't sleep with every woman I meet.

Hell, I was at a dinner party last week and this lesbian couple told the hosts that I was one of the best people they've ever met and should I ever be in New York (where they were visiting from) I should look them up and stay with them.

The femme of the couple went so far as to announce, "I still like men" which made her partner raise her eyebrows, haha.

[DDD]

I show no fear. That's probably the key. Women can smell fear and it smells like "no" to them

Had that told to me once…….. the 1st time we met I was unsure of myself and the next time months later we met, I had more time playing the field she said I was like a different person way more confident. We hooked up after that.

[Fornicator]

Yeah, when you approach a woman to ask her out or to ask her anything you don't want to be all nervous or uncertain or muttering ums and ahs and other pathetic things.

You need to ask, certainly, but the way you ask should be like you are telling her what she is going to do.

Always be flirtatious because women make up their minds if they're going to bang you (ever) in the first few seconds.

And listen twice as much as you talk--women love to talk about themselves and their friends and pets and other boring sh- but pretend it's interesting. And don't agree with everything they say unless you are sincere. They can tell.

Asking a woman out is basically like going on a job interview.

Oh, and if she has some bad fat or ugly friend with her (cock blockers, as we in the game call them) make sure to have a loyal wingman nearby.

Those bad friends will do anything to shoot you down and the chick will almost certainly defer to the cock blocker's opinion.

[DDD]

nice one bob see your on your game still

[guest]

I'm not some Brad Pitt looking guy (my closest celebrity being Jason Statham) but I have character and a lot of personality that women are attracted to for whatever reason.

[Monique]

You need to ask, certainly, but the way you ask should be like you are telling her what she is going to do.

Always be flirtatious because women make up their minds if they're going to bang you (ever) in the first few seconds.

And listen twice as much as you talk--women love to talk about themselves and their friends and pets and other boring sh- but pretend it's interesting. And don't agree with everything they say unless you are sincere. They can tell.

Asking a woman out is basically like going on a job interview.

  Your fired! Oh yeah you weren't even hired in the first place. LOL 

[DDD]

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[DDD]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/12/menu.mood/index.html

[Fornicator]

Your fired! Oh yeah you weren't even hired in the first place. LOL 

But I volunteered. I like to help out charities when I can.

[fuzzbrain]

[DDD]

see all women are evil  ^^^^^^^

[eyeball]

[DDD]

nice one eyeman

[eyeball]

did she show up for that lunch forni??

[Fornicator]

Yep. We ate, we drank, we fornicated. And she even helped me program my Blackberry.

[fuzzbrain]

I might be potentially my own worst enemy but I find that PMS chick extremely attractive for some reason 

[eyeball]

i did some research on my missing pics esterday and found they were all missing from the tiny pic archives, so i apologize to any one i may barked at over the hint of consorship

[DDD]

fuzz she is hot in a bad way

[Itsy Bitsy]

haha @ eyeball

Yeah she's hot. I bet she's a spanker too. 

[DDD]

itsy you spank?

[Itsy Bitsy]

No spanking for me. I like a gentle caress.