Strange Weekend

[Fornicator]

Got pretty wasted on Friday night and went over to a friend's place. Her friend was over and wanted a threesome but the one chick didn't want it so we went to visit her neighbours instead. Total average looking house but, to my surprise, it is actually a brothel. There are four or five women who live and work out of the place and they also do out-calls.

Before I realised the situation I said to one of the working girls, "Wow, you're really beautiful" and she took a liking to me right away.

Didn't take too long and I figured out it was a cathouse and she offered me a free session--one because she was in to me and not because she wanted my money.

But I was pretty drunk and stoned and I wasn't sure it was such a good idea so instead we went into her room and she modelled her lingerie for me (so many outfits) and then I helped her hang up a mirror and finally I got on her computer with Photoshop and made her a killer ad for her escort services.

When I left she told me any time and maybe I'll take her up on it one day. I don't know.

At the very least, I'll probably go back and hang out with her sometime.

A totally interesting take on life.

[eyeball]

you go forni, sounds like a match made in heaven

[Mandy]

Well post her web site then. You know she has to have one... If the story is true.

[Monique]

Why would we believe a hooker has photoshop on her computer?  

A word of advise, photoshop is not for designing ads, only photo manipulation. Type in photoshop is a no, no. Type always appears soft making the ad cheap and low res like.  

[Fornicator]

Well post her web site then. You know she has to have one... If the story is true.

It's on Craigslist.

I don't feel like scanning through the 10,000 hooker ads to find hers.

[Fornicator]

Why would we believe a hooker has photoshop on her computer?  

A word of advise, photoshop is not for designing ads, only photo manipulation. Type in photoshop is a no, no. Type always appears soft making the ad cheap and low res like.  

That's what I did. I told her to use a better photo and then I enhanced it a bit. Then I simply uploaded it to Craigslist and added it to the new text I'd written for her.

I expect a 3-fold increase in her business.

[eyeball]

i hope she repays you at least some fold

[Fornicator]

If she changed her lifestyle I'd consider going out with her but I can't see myself dating an active hooker.

I don't care about how many guys she's banged or anything but the lifestyle is too insane.

[eyeball]

i was just thinking short term pay back

[Fornicator]

As long as I get her before she starts work for the day....

[eyeball]

ohhhh okay then good point, the containment center could be a messy place after a long day

[Fornicator]

Yeah, don't go fishing when the cum catcher is full up.

[Monique]

Yeah, don't go fishing when the cum catcher is full up.

WTF! 

[Fornicator]

I had a friend who got drunk one night and picked up this chick at the bar and took her home, ate her out, screwed her, etc. etc.

He was so drunk he didn't realise she was a hooker and that he hadn't been her first of the night.

Not a good thing.

[Itsy Bitsy]

Ewwwww..... 

[DDD]

FFS.....did not need to read that one FORN

[eyeball]

I witnessed an act of such a similr case years ago in bby at a small party a bunch of had , when we were youngsters of course, but that guy still hasnt lived that night down

[eyeball]

i think #1347 would be in order for this thread